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mopinko

(73,733 posts)
9. it was a running joke during my divorce
Wed May 29, 2019, 06:51 PM
May 2019

that i should make a few bucks dashing off murder mysteries, so that my revenge fantasies didnt go to waste.

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The pillory. LakeArenal May 2019 #1
Nah - a cell with no TV malaise May 2019 #4
No texting. Ever again. LakeArenal May 2019 #7
Heheheehhe malaise May 2019 #10
No conjugal visits with Melaria, Ivanka or Putin LakeArenal May 2019 #13
Wood chipper Bettie May 2019 #2
i pray to live to see the day that at least one of them mopinko May 2019 #3
I could live with that malaise May 2019 #6
it was a running joke during my divorce mopinko May 2019 #9
Hahahaha malaise May 2019 #12
the quiet little old lady that no one even saw mopinko May 2019 #16
Post removed Post removed May 2019 #5
It's a truly difficult call because malaise May 2019 #8
i feel the same. but mopinko May 2019 #15
The sad truth is that we have had tyrants for a large period malaise May 2019 #20
Banish him and his whole freakin' freeloading family to a deserted island with a five dollar bill. llmart May 2019 #11
And the enablers? malaise May 2019 #14
Strip him of his presidency, and revoke all of his executive actions, revoke all of the laws he... SWBTATTReg May 2019 #17
Yes malaise May 2019 #28
Life imprisonment at Guantanamo listening only to Kenny G. music. LastLiberal in PalmSprings May 2019 #18
Kenny G would kill me in three days malaise May 2019 #23
Why be cruel like that? watoos May 2019 #76
ROFL malaise May 2019 #81
Cement shoes. Hudson River ProudLib72 May 2019 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author Codeine May 2019 #21
He should have a rally spinbaby May 2019 #22
Public humiliation would be the worst Codeine May 2019 #24
Coming sooner than you think malaise May 2019 #26
Make him read Bob Loblaw May 2019 #25
Good one malaise May 2019 #27
I did. dewsgirl May 2019 #63
Put him in a boxing ring with Joe Biden. His head would spin so fast, Doodley May 2019 #29
ROFL malaise May 2019 #32
i'd buy pay for view ha! Kurt V. May 2019 #36
Life in poverty. PufPuf23 May 2019 #30
I like that. smirkymonkey May 2019 #35
A Game of Thrones walk of shame followed by a prison sentence for the rest of his life. LonePirate May 2019 #31
I think I saw less than a half of one episode malaise May 2019 #33
impoverish and imprison. barbtries May 2019 #34
Does he actually have any wealth? malaise May 2019 #37
he does. barbtries May 2019 #38
He and the whole crime clan, stripped right down to their last shit stained pair of brewens May 2019 #39
As long as we can watch on reality TV malaise May 2019 #40
Prison... stillcool May 2019 #41
All of them in the family rendered penniless and powerless or else he will seek revenge. Grasswire2 May 2019 #42
shoot him up with truth serum (sodium pentothal?) and put him on live TV FM123 May 2019 #43
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise May 2019 #45
Requiring daily work release, building Habitat for Humanity houses yonder May 2019 #44
Exile to.. BKDem May 2019 #46
Well, let's see now... grumpyduck May 2019 #47
There is a nice little prison Grey May 2019 #48
Suffer a paralyzing stroke, unable to eat (hamberders), speak (to lie) or use his fingers (to tweet) sop May 2019 #49
OK Part 2 had me in stitches malaise May 2019 #52
Treason TruckFump May 2019 #50
Make him live in the places that voted for him underpants May 2019 #51
+10000000 alittlelark May 2019 #72
Individual apologies in public to each wife for cheating and bragging about it. keithbvadu2 May 2019 #53
cut his tongue out gopiscrap May 2019 #54
Publicize his tax returns for the past 30 years Raven123 May 2019 #55
Tie him in a chair, prop his eyes open like Clockwork Orange and play MSNBC all day, every day. Kablooie May 2019 #56
Food stamps, public housing, LisaM May 2019 #57
Off with his head. elleng May 2019 #58
take his money and banish him to obscurity Thomas Hurt May 2019 #59
He loses everything: no_hypocrisy May 2019 #60
1 week - alone with ME! Marie Marie May 2019 #61
ROFL malaise May 2019 #64
Poverty and obscurity. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2019 #62
This is too freaking good malaise May 2019 #65
You haven't thought about this much, have you? Pachamama May 2019 #77
POVERTY GeorgeGist May 2019 #66
L.A. County Jail General Population nini May 2019 #67
Him living in a cardboard box in an alley beside the former tRump Tower... SeattleVet May 2019 #68
Hanging by the neck until dead bitterross May 2019 #69
How about Bob Loblaw May 2019 #70
I know this is cruel and barbaric, but I fantasize about a brick wall and a firing squad. Karadeniz May 2019 #71
If he robs one of his dictator friends malaise May 2019 #73
banishment from human society anarch May 2019 #74
It would end in a long prison sentence and not at Club Fed. Vinca May 2019 #75
In solitary confinement with pictures of John McCain all around him and video/audio 24x7 of McCain's Pachamama May 2019 #78
As Billy Valentine said in "Trading Places", GoCubsGo May 2019 #79
Love it malaise May 2019 #83
I'll play... Zoonart May 2019 #80
Revoke his citizenship nuxvomica May 2019 #82
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