Dear Fucking Lunatic.. [View all]

[HipChick]

Dear Fucking Lunatic,

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged, bloviating banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat, and then you are seemingly wanting to marry the little fucker, How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. Your best friend (you know that guy that you barely know) and you solicited children, yes children to participate in unconscionable Acts of depravity.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorse pedophiles, praise brutal dictators, and CONTINUE TO DEFEND LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! You continue to disparage an actual war hero and a man of integrity and virtue, but you, you vile yellow streaked coward were deferred because of bone spurs. BONE SPURS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still Fucked. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC, McDonald’s, Burger King- HOLE until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.
Sincerely,
Everyone
#AnyoneButTrump2020
#RacistTrump
#RapistTrump

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