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44. She's practiced this.
Sun Aug 11, 2019, 04:26 PM
Aug 2019

Haven't you seen the movies?

So there's this immediate action needed.
She steps back with her right foot. Says "HOLD IT!". This freezes the threat.
She unholsters the weapon (putting her arm at least parallel to the ground), raises the weapon all responsible owner like, brings the second hand in to get a good grip, squares her shoulders, begins issuing commands to said threat who at this point would have actually shot her or went over to the olive bar got a bite and came back to shoot her. Or just walked away.

Just another day a your local Walmart. Wellstone ruled Aug 2019 #1
Juice and chips are yuppy food? nt Dr Hobbitstein Aug 2019 #3
Those are not Lay's chips Wellstone ruled Aug 2019 #7
So if I don't buy a bargain juice, then I'm a yuppy? cwydro Aug 2019 #14
Whenever I want a burger. Blue_true Aug 2019 #48
Lays are shit, though. Kettle brand is definitely better. Dr Hobbitstein Aug 2019 #26
Yuppy food? cwydro Aug 2019 #5
Check the shelf tags. Wellstone ruled Aug 2019 #8
That's not Walmart pintobean Aug 2019 #21
I always saw it spelled yuppie lol. cwydro Aug 2019 #38
You're right, my bad. pintobean Aug 2019 #41
Is this Arizona? kimbutgar Aug 2019 #2
Could be PA. a la izquierda Aug 2019 #36
PA Does Not RobinA Aug 2019 #50
Then explain that... a la izquierda Aug 2019 #54
It appears to be in Brentwood,CA, ca. 2010. sl8 Aug 2019 #59
Conservatives are special people and special people always have enemies.... Thomas Hurt Aug 2019 #4
Oh come on. You're being ridiculous underpants Aug 2019 #6
oh fiddlesticks, you are right. Thomas Hurt Aug 2019 #9
Don't forget soul killing women. nt leftyladyfrommo Aug 2019 #22
You forgot that they need a gun to Ilsa Aug 2019 #42
Just in case a Christmas sale breaks out. marble falls Aug 2019 #10
Savage KentuckyWoman Aug 2019 #11
I wonder how many times she's actually needed to use that gun. mokawanis Aug 2019 #12
Flour power world wide wally Aug 2019 #13
Insecure and paranoid people, racists, sickos, hero wannabes, bullies, etc., carry guns everywhere. Hoyt Aug 2019 #15
And showoffs. Arkansas Granny Aug 2019 #19
Around here KCMO it's mostly showoffs. leftyladyfrommo Aug 2019 #23
+1000 smirkymonkey Aug 2019 #28
Looks like she may be wearing a badge on the other side. Police officer? Parole officer? zackymilly Aug 2019 #16
Probably her phone. Owl Aug 2019 #18
Serpa type holster melm00se Aug 2019 #24
Nope not a chance DVRacer Aug 2019 #31
It could be a holster for additional ammo clips. nt Flaleftist Aug 2019 #32
"I might see somebody with Skittles and an iced tea!" struggle4progress Aug 2019 #17
Definitely true for a big percentage of gun-toters. Hoyt Aug 2019 #20
Don't forget the loud rap music. People get shot for that too. n/t zackymilly Aug 2019 #25
A new fashion trend at140 Aug 2019 #27
She's looking at white bread.... secondwind Aug 2019 #29
Carbs are killer TEB Aug 2019 #30
She's in big trouble.... KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2019 #33
Paranoid Gun Nut? nt USALiberal Aug 2019 #34
There's a decent chance she is former military. aikoaiko Aug 2019 #35
She's planning canetoad Aug 2019 #37
underpants Aug 2019 #40
Gun fetishes are disgusting. hunter Aug 2019 #39
The threat of a parking lot attack is used to "sell" carrying to women. davsand Aug 2019 #45
How does she pull her gun like that? Ilsa Aug 2019 #43
She's practiced this. underpants Aug 2019 #44
Oh, so that's how it's done! Ilsa Aug 2019 #46
You're Right RobinA Aug 2019 #52
She will never clear the holster bottomofthehill Aug 2019 #55
BECAUSE THE HOTDOG ROLLS ARE KILLERS. LuckyCharms Aug 2019 #47
Does she have an ID that Dotard says is needed to buy groceries? keithbvadu2 Aug 2019 #49
The cost of bread is highway robbery these days. Sneederbunk Aug 2019 #51
In case it tries to get fresh with her? OilemFirchen Aug 2019 #53
Maybe because.... quickesst Aug 2019 #56
i wish these people could realize how stupid they look. even taking away the issue of gun control JI7 Aug 2019 #57
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