Trump in a baseball cap

[Peregrine Took]

5. I bet it takes him a good 15 minutes of hard work, combing and spraying

those precious few looong strands, to keep them cemented to his bald dome. Undoubtedly, the hardest work he does all day.
On weekends he just skips the whole tedious process and just dons the cap.
Actually, every guy in my neighborhood lives in their baseball caps all weekend. Some women wear them but its a "must for all the men.
They do look cool - except not on trump. He's just not the type to ever look cool.