Santorum to offer free hearing tests for all Americans. [View all]
Today Rick Santorum claimed that if elected he would offer free hearing exams to all Americans. "Look if I'm going to be President I can't have people calling me racist because their crappy hearing made them think I said that "I don't want to make BLACK peoples lives better by giving them someone elses money" when what I clearly said was "BLAH peoples money".
When asked how so many millions of Americans could possibly have misheard what he said Santorum claimed "It's Obama's fault. He's let the hearing standards in this country drop so low that American citizens cannot trust their own ears. They have to count on me to translate the tape for them. It's amazing that after 4 short years this Blah President has managed to ruin the hearing of every single American. Well except for the media, all I had to do was mention this "mistake" to them and they went right to work telling America that I said Blah not black."
The loss of hearing. It's just another of the unending horrors perpetrated by this socialist BLAH President.
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