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knightmaar

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9. It's a complicated chain of events, actually.
Thu Sep 19, 2019, 08:23 AM
Sep 2019

You see, step 1, you have a girl with too much butt cheek showing
Then you have a grown man taking pictures of her butt and sharing them, probably publicly over the Internet.
Then you have his wife, and some other mothers of swimmers, worried that their husbands are looking at young girls too much and that this might encourage infidelity.
(That part sounds weird, but I am assured by women that there is a chain of reasoning in which girls are blamed because men can't control themselves.)
Those mothers then flip out, getting angry at the young girl for getting a wedgie.
The other girls in the competition then rationalize that the girl is "breaking the rules", call her a cheater, and get so wrapped up in that bullshit that they lose their races.

So, you see, teenage wedgies lead to infidelity which leads to an angry self-fulfilling prophecy of failure.

Dead simple.

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