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Newest Reality

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1. Let me set it straight...
Thu Sep 19, 2019, 04:18 PM
Sep 2019

[old time movie mobster voice] "Listen, see! Them demographics is gonna' wipe us all out I tell ya! This racket is getting down to the bottom of the barrel. I mean, it's curtains for us. Yeah, see? We gotta' save the mob, no matta' what, capish? So, we gotta' doo wut we gotta' do, even if ya' don't like it, see...well, I think we like it? We need some muscle from ova' dare, if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift!"

"Now, go tell the boys we is gonna' keep our turf. Get Fingers McDick on the gerrymandering and have the Bogus Gang purge 'dem voters. Get out the other secret plans for the fix, boys. Well, did you hear me? NOW! Oh, I'm gettin' a call from our vodka buddies..."

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