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Plucketeer

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36. You can SEE why the acto of lying comes so easy to Ryan...

Sat Sep 1, 2012, 10:13 AM

Sep 2012

He's been practicing all these years. It's like second nature to him. Just blink those big cow-eyes at you and say with a straight face: "Jump over the moon? Yeah, I done that!"

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Kim Jong Ryan's actual marathon time confirmed: 4:01:25 [View all] Newsjock Sep 2012 OP

And yet another lie. That boy is just full of them! Raster Sep 2012 #1

You can SEE why the acto of lying comes so easy to Ryan... Plucketeer Sep 2012 #36

new PhotoShop this thread Coyotl Sep 2012 #71

Good catch.. With his bare hands too. cyclezealot Sep 2012 #85

It is more than obvious that Ryan has all the earmarks of a COMPULSIVE LIAR. Raster Sep 2012 #96

These 2 people are just plain dangerous. Booster Sep 2012 #2

just imagine if Al Gore had made this mistake dsc Sep 2012 #3

FUCKING A Cosmocat Sep 2012 #13

A sub 3 hour marathon used to be my goal coldbeer Sep 2012 #48

Just brazen fucking BS Cosmocat Sep 2012 #60

Remember when the claims were that Bush ran a 6 minute mile? pink-o Sep 2012 #64

Bush ran a 3:44 marathon. A 6 minute mile is not out of the question. Buzz Clik Sep 2012 #89

This. Marinedem Sep 2012 #97

We would be subjected to jokes about it all fall long n2doc Sep 2012 #45

Oh, this was no mistake at all... Blue_Tires Sep 2012 #65

His eyebrows touch when he is winding up for a big sincere lie The_Casual_Observer Sep 2012 #4

A good ribbing? Like LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!! n/t TexasBushwhacker Sep 2012 #5

That's "RUNNING SHORTS on fire" to YOU! rocktivity Sep 2012 #93

How "a good ribbing" goes in the Ryan household... jmowreader Sep 2012 #6

some people lie barbtries Sep 2012 #7

"habitual liars" Hubert Flottz Sep 2012 #25

oh yeah barbtries Sep 2012 #52

Check out Pseudologia fantastica at Wikipedia. NT cognoscere Sep 2012 #68

I was wondering about that ecstatic Sep 2012 #81

i don't know, barbtries Sep 2012 #86

His new and now permanent name is not Cha Sep 2012 #8

Guffaw..Guffaw..Guffaw SoCalDem Sep 2012 #9

Another pair of Ryan's pants burnt to a crisp! joeybee12 Sep 2012 #10

What is WITH these guys? DiverDave Sep 2012 #11

They are republicans Cosmocat Sep 2012 #16

"I minimize the lie I told".. sendero Sep 2012 #12

Crazy-making narcissists use that all the time. polly7 Sep 2012 #35

the GOP's idea of a numbers guy Motown_Johnny Sep 2012 #14

Good runners want to break three hours in the marathon cpwm17 Sep 2012 #15

Pinocchio Boy Steps In It Again... KharmaTrain Sep 2012 #17

Paul Lyan malaise Sep 2012 #18

Just imagine the lies he'll tell if he becomes VP! (n/t) neeksgeek Sep 2012 #19

Hell he might even break Cheney's record rbrnmw Sep 2012 #23

nice doa2627 Sep 2012 #20

MSM... Are you seeing a pattern here? farmbo Sep 2012 #21

DUzy....nt PCIntern Sep 2012 #26

Excellent point farmbo Berlum Sep 2012 #31

"both sides do it" Cali_Democrat Sep 2012 #94

+1000 JBoy Sep 2012 #41

+1 demmiblue Sep 2012 #49

if they'll lie to your face about the little things.... tomm2thumbs Sep 2012 #22

Big deal. I could beat my grandma in a marathon seven out of ten times. Buns_of_Fire Sep 2012 #24

"No mas pantalones." The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #27

To those who don't speak Spanish - No m�s pantalones is slang for liar, liar. wake.up.america Sep 2012 #43

what?? midnght23 Sep 2012 #28

"I don't lie. I just economize with the facts" DinahMoeHum Sep 2012 #29

Sad that Republicans feel the need to lie about this shit Berlum Sep 2012 #30

Totally shocked /sarcasm BootinUp Sep 2012 #32

This is worth a mention (or two) at the convention, as a joke line. reformist2 Sep 2012 #33

And if the MSM edhopper Sep 2012 #34

So, in other words, you lie even about things you don't have to lie about? 6000eliot Sep 2012 #37

Like a Seinfeld episode Pat Riot Sep 2012 #38

The dude is incredibly insecure. wake.up.america Sep 2012 #39

You could tell it was a lie when he said "Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty- Brickbat Sep 2012 #40

Ironic that he lied about his time in "Grandma's Marathon". JBoy Sep 2012 #42

Time for Al Franken to write Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: Vol. 2 tanyev Sep 2012 #44

And he is the best math guy in the GOP. undeterred Sep 2012 #46

Come on, he was only off by an hour or so. Doesn' everbody do that? catbyte Sep 2012 #47

Ryan's a WHIZ with the math, ain't he? bucolic_frolic Sep 2012 #50

"Oh yeah, it was SOOO long ago that I thought I ran a time that FULL TIME marathoners beac Sep 2012 #51

I don't really think this is important booley Sep 2012 #53

No marathoner forgets his/her best time. Brickbat Sep 2012 #56

He wouldn't forget that - TBF Sep 2012 #62

K&R demmiblue Sep 2012 #54

And another rethug "Rising Star�" goes BumRushDaShow Sep 2012 #55

And for goodness sakes. indypaul Sep 2012 #57

Creating his own reality. eppur_se_muova Sep 2012 #58

Why lie about this? awoke_in_2003 Sep 2012 #59

"a pathological liar lies when there is absolutely no good reason to" renate Sep 2012 #67

Nothing wrong with the time TBF Sep 2012 #61

This "young gun's" gun slid kitt6 Sep 2012 #63

Young Guns. Another hilarious GOP term. All are pushing 50. catbyte Sep 2012 #92

liar Liberal_in_LA Sep 2012 #66

Now THIS guy new how to lie about his marathon times... paparush Sep 2012 #69

I'm not a marathon runner. mwooldri Sep 2012 #70

It was only a "misstatement:" Alduin Sep 2012 #72

The Ryan Conversion Factor Cannikin Sep 2012 #73

So April 1st, 2025 will be the day he announces his own presidential candidancy? cstanleytech Sep 2012 #74

Just another inaccurate "fact" Blecht Sep 2012 #75

If he's LYIN', he's RYAN!!!!!! MADem Sep 2012 #76

I like that! smirkymonkey Sep 2012 #95

paul lying ryan Mkap Sep 2012 #77

RYAN RUNS WITH ROSIE RUIZ (her video) griloco Sep 2012 #78

Former Grandma's marathon finisher perspective Bushfire Sep 2012 #79

Nice try, Lyin ecstatic Sep 2012 #80

This just in from AP "Paul Ryan announced he is a member of SEALTeam 6...... ErikJ Sep 2012 #82

So, does he even do P90x every day? ecstatic Sep 2012 #83

Sounds like a lie a guy would tell in a bar to impress a AllyCat Sep 2012 #84

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... roccr1985 Sep 2012 #87

Welcome to DU! UrbScotty Sep 2012 #88

Wasn't intended to be a factual statement... Permanut Sep 2012 #90

the thing is, 4:01 is a really nice time for 26.2 WestWisconsinDem Sep 2012 #91