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jmowreader

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33. Now, now, it's not like that at all

Mon Sep 23, 2019, 11:18 PM

Sep 2019

Y'see, his favorite verses are Leviticus 18.22 (thou shalt not have gay sex), Leviticus 20.13 (thou shalt kill anyone you find is having gay sex) and Psalm 137.9 ("happy is he who dashes your babies against a rock&quot . He also really likes the incest stories. But ya know, when you're president of the You-Nited States and you sit there claiming your favorite Bible verse is one that sanctions killing people for no good reason, you come off as a violent psychopath.

Now okay, I'll freely admit that "violent psychopath" is a good description of Trump. But his handlers really don't want to deal with people thinking...

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Trump refuses to name favorite verses from his favorite book, The Bible, because it's very personal [View all] Miles Archer Sep 2019 OP

A conservative christian who won't talk about the Bible? Thomas Hurt Sep 2019 #1

The world is laughing at him. His supporters think he's smart. Doodley Sep 2019 #2

"The one about making little children suffer for coming unto me" Maeve Sep 2019 #3

Genesis 19:30-38 coti Sep 2019 #20

Wicked! Maeve Sep 2019 #38

his only favorite book is mein kampf same for his father. juxtaposed Sep 2019 #4

He's the phoniest christian. He said he doesn't ask god for forgiveness previously. Which NCLefty Sep 2019 #5

The only one he gets on his knees for is Putin. ooky Sep 2019 #26

Old vs New Testament. "Equal". What a blatant idiot. Guilded Lilly Sep 2019 #6

"The Bible means a lot to me" dalton99a Sep 2019 #7

... sprinkleeninow Sep 2019 #28

he hates black people so that's enough for white evangelicals JI7 Sep 2019 #8

+1 lunasun Sep 2019 #35

If I was the interviewer, I would have a list of verses from the Koran stopbush Sep 2019 #9

Exactly! Start quoting The Book of Armaments! A HERETIC I AM Sep 2019 #17

Yeah, the real problem is the Bible is one of those boring books that isn't about him. tanyev Sep 2019 #10

The Bible encourages to spread the word. lpbk2713 Sep 2019 #11

Not even... Newest Reality Sep 2019 #12

Nothin' but a bullshitter... Totally Tunsie Sep 2019 #13

And 1 in 3 Americans fall for it every time. FiveGoodMen Sep 2019 #39

Palin Response to What Newspapers Do You Read? HipChick Sep 2019 #14

Exactly what it reminded me of. Metatron Sep 2019 #16

Can't get enough ooky Sep 2019 #25

Two Corinthians walked into a bar malaise Sep 2019 #15

That response is similar to this old chestnut of his: yonder Sep 2019 #18

+1. "Yeah, I read that one - whatever it's called" dalton99a Sep 2019 #21

For a favorite verse he would probably blurt out something he heard on TV LastDemocratInSC Sep 2019 #19

To his evangelicals/Christians, Trump is so devout keithbvadu2 Sep 2019 #22

Jesus wept. nt canetoad Sep 2019 #23

the 1 that says bathsheba was hot. pansypoo53219 Sep 2019 #24

full of shit demtenjeep Sep 2019 #27

Probably something from Adverbs or Galoshes. n/t Permanut Sep 2019 #29

I just nearly fell offa my favorite teevee chair from laughter! 😝 sprinkleeninow Sep 2019 #34

I bet Pence, as well as Mayor Pete, could name their favorite verses without hesitation nt Fiendish Thingy Sep 2019 #30

He has said before he loves "Two Corinthians..." Still In Wisconsin Sep 2019 #31

The biblical account wherein a jackass speaketh? eom sprinkleeninow Sep 2019 #32

Now, now, it's not like that at all jmowreader Sep 2019 #33

He's clearly lying about this... VarryOn Sep 2019 #36

Maybe Donnie should pick this one as a fav quote: area51 Sep 2019 #37