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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/man-kills-70000-chickens-while-drunk
Man kills 70,000 chickens while drunk
Joshua Shelton may need a detox. After having one drink too many, Shelton accidentally killed 70,000 chickens.
Joshua D. Shelton must be experiencing the hangover of a lifetime.
According to sheriffs officials, the 21-year-old man of Delmar, Md., was wandering around a poultry farm after one cocktail too many when he turned off the power to three chicken houses, causing the deaths of nearly 70,000 chickens.
Lt. Tim Robinson of the Wicomico County Sheriffs Office told DelmarvaNow.com, This is a first for me in my almost 20-year career."
According to the Washington Post, Shelton was wandering around the farm when he entered a shed and flipped a switch, possibly thinking it was a light switch. But Shelton and the chickens were not so lucky. Shelton instead hit the power switch which "most likely killed $20,000 worth of chickens within 15 minutes," according to police.
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