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justabob

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18. reminds me of an old joke
Sun Sep 2, 2012, 06:59 PM
Sep 2012

This isn't the one I remember, but it is very close:

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle."

Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause "God will grant him a miracle."

With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down." St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I don't know what you're complaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter."


The one I am thinking of was a boating accident with a survivor clinging to debris waiting for a miracle and instead of a helo with a ladder, it is a coast guard cutter.

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I've heard this argument used about first aid kits and seat belts ehrnst Sep 2012 #1
This really isn't talking about flotation devices. (nt) Posteritatis Sep 2012 #10
This isn't about life jackets. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #11
Can also be applied to the whole idea of a social safety net. randome Sep 2012 #30
seat belts? coldbeer Sep 2012 #21
Apparently, you've never seen someone ejected from a car accident nichomachus Sep 2012 #24
I was and damned near died coldbeer Sep 2012 #39
I say BS- digonswine Sep 2012 #25
coldbeer Diclotican Sep 2012 #31
i've never known of any accident barbtries Sep 2012 #32
good lord what hole did you crawl out of? i haven't heard this argument in decades! unblock Sep 2012 #35
Also fire extinguishers slackmaster Sep 2012 #27
I'd use one in an emergency because I can't swim Skidmore Sep 2012 #2
The logic used by the antis would claim that the existence of life jackets ehrnst Sep 2012 #3
Good point and love your signature line. freshwest Sep 2012 #7
Or just get rid of all the water. Easy peasy. tridim Sep 2012 #4
Luckily, the water is rising. Soon we can swim in the NY subways. ChairmanAgnostic Sep 2012 #15
I just read Sekhmets Daughter Sep 2012 #23
sadly here in NC barbtries Sep 2012 #33
If you use a life jacket, you're going against God's will mindwalker_i Sep 2012 #5
reminds me of an old joke justabob Sep 2012 #18
Add a few nasty names to call people who like swimming and boating gollygee Sep 2012 #6
Great, but too subtle for the gullibles. nm rhett o rick Sep 2012 #8
Yup, even here. It's *not* about flotation devices, folks... The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #12
Amazing, isn't it? N/T Ineeda Sep 2012 #22
BRAVO!!! Applause Applause KauaiK Sep 2012 #9
Yup. Makes just as much sense as banning birth control lunatica Sep 2012 #13
Bravo! EvolveOrConvolve Sep 2012 #14
this heaven05 Sep 2012 #16
lol defacto7 Sep 2012 #17
The only thing is.... AlbertCat Sep 2012 #19
well, i know more than a few boaters who really do seem to have some primal urge to sail.... unblock Sep 2012 #36
Yes, however, in evolutionary terms ehrnst Sep 2012 #38
Rec 100 obxhead Sep 2012 #20
K&R = Girl howdy! isn't THAT the truth in so many many more ways than just one!!! patrice Sep 2012 #26
Yup. "Moral Hazard" and all that. n/t markpkessinger Sep 2012 #28
I'm teaching Health this year. WinstonSmith4740 Sep 2012 #29
As Surgeon General Satcher said about sex ed: ehrnst Sep 2012 #37
k+r! TeamPooka Sep 2012 #34
wow. that's powerful. Liberal_in_LA Sep 2012 #40
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