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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Mon Sep 3, 2012, 02:50 PM Sep 2012

Channel Paul Ryan and post your best Paul Ryan whooper right here!!! [View all]

I think we can all do a Paul Lyin Ryan whooper. Let's hear your best one hear.

Did you know it was originally me they wanted to cast in Sophie's Choice, the movie in which Meryl Streep won an Oscar. I had a bad cold that weekend and she stole the part from me - what a bee-yotch!!!!

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Channel Paul Ryan and post your best Paul Ryan whooper right here!!! [View all] LynneSin Sep 2012 OP

I swam the English Channel in the dark for a lark in the nude. madashelltoo Sep 2012 #1

MENSA wouldn't let me in because I would blow the curve. sadbear Sep 2012 #2

I'm The Stig! flvegan Sep 2012 #3

hehehe n/t ProdigalJunkMail Sep 2012 #12

Ever see a post and immediately know who posted it? LeftyMom Sep 2012 #50

I was the first man on the moon and patented pampers but someone at NASA decided Neil Armstrong lonestarnot Sep 2012 #4

You know you never landed on the moon! Generic Other Sep 2012 #75

I was Fighter Pilot for 20 years one summer ... Iwasthere Sep 2012 #5

Paul Ryan claims he invented post-its. Whisp Sep 2012 #6

One of my favorite movies. n/t reflection Sep 2012 #11

The saintly Paul Ryan tithes his Congressional salary to the Church Generic Other Sep 2012 #79

"Let me tell you about my days as a shark wrestler" Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #7

And I said, "Otis, why don't you try whistling that part instead of yodeling it" Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #8

That is excellent! Thank you! Made me think of this... dogknob Sep 2012 #37

That is also excellent! Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #40

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Arkana Sep 2012 #9

I bet Al Capone's vault is in your basement with Jimmy Hoffa buried in it LynneSin Sep 2012 #18

I was born in a log cabin reflection Sep 2012 #10

Now, that made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!! madashelltoo Sep 2012 #21

I actually heard that somewhere. reflection Sep 2012 #38

lol Liberal_in_LA Sep 2012 #26

Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons... Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #15

This one cannot be out-done. "The Great Historical Bum" by Woody Guthrie, as sung by the Chad WinkyDink Sep 2012 #14

I turned down a Rhodes scholarship to Oxford because I heard Mississippi is very humid Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #16

Oh JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #76

Thanks! I tried to combine his lying and ignorance into one Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #78

Well done sir! JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #97

I AM THAT I AM muriel_volestrangler Sep 2012 #17

I created the world in under 5 days nt flamingdem Sep 2012 #19

I catered the Last Supper n/t Spirochete Sep 2012 #20

Stop it! I'm crying! madashelltoo Sep 2012 #22

Here ya go... dogknob Sep 2012 #24

The Moon... dogknob Sep 2012 #23

I ran a 4 minute mile 10 years ago. I use to be really fast! Liberal_in_LA Sep 2012 #25

I made the Kessel Run in less than 10 parsecs. nt RandiFan1290 Sep 2012 #27

I am a suitable candidate for Vice President jberryhill Sep 2012 #28

I think, therefore I am. dogknob Sep 2012 #29

Paul Ryan, "I helped to win the super bowl playing quarterback for the Green Bay Packers." Botany Sep 2012 #30

I'm 5'10" and 125 pounds... MANative Sep 2012 #31

Does your father own a liquor store? rufus dog Sep 2012 #61

My penis is so big.... Turbineguy Sep 2012 #32

My plan Mutt22 Sep 2012 #33

I'm the one who shot Tony Soprano. Hugabear Sep 2012 #34

I only make my interns read "Altas Shrugged" for the sex scenes! beac Sep 2012 #35

That looks like Steve Buscemi in a production of "A Midsummer's Night Dream" Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #41

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! dogknob Sep 2012 #42

After a great deal of soul-searching... dogknob Sep 2012 #70

"I cannot tell a lie" siligut Sep 2012 #36

Pres. O. plans to sell Kansas to the Masai... sofa king Sep 2012 #39

Ryan trained with Neil Armstrong for the moon landing. Logical Sep 2012 #43

I created the Internet as a Jr. High science project, but Al Gore stole it and took all the credit. bluesbassman Sep 2012 #44

Voting republican is good for the middle and working class SWTORFanatic Sep 2012 #45

I was Vandelay Industries number one Latex salesman! beac Sep 2012 #46

I made a donation in your name to the "Human Fund" DefenseLawyer Sep 2012 #83

I uhhh ummm Wrote the Constitution in my last life lol rbrnmw Sep 2012 #47

Try to understand dogknob Sep 2012 #48

I was born a poor black child... AnnieBW Sep 2012 #49

I keep Atlantis off the maps, I keep the Martians under wraps. I do. I do. LeftyMom Sep 2012 #51

This message was self-deleted by its author savalez Sep 2012 #52

I invented Cheese, Bratwurst, and Harley Davidson motorcycles Odd Won Out Sep 2012 #53

I make the Dodgers sign stupid contracts for slumping players. LeftyMom Sep 2012 #54

My VP announcement bounce was immeasurable. savalez Sep 2012 #55

I've studied the math at length, and I've discovered that you can divide by zero. n/t ElboRuum Sep 2012 #56

Another? ElboRuum Sep 2012 #57

I Built London Bridge, The White House, and the Empire State Building rbrnmw Sep 2012 #58

I invented a time machine... dogknob Sep 2012 #59

Remember the "Catch" that took the 49ers to the first Super Bowl? rufus dog Sep 2012 #60

I didn't respond to this thread, so what you think you're reading here,... Ferretherder Sep 2012 #62

He once ran a marathon just because it was on his way. trof Sep 2012 #63

I took that bullet out of Reagan's Chest Burma Jones Sep 2012 #64

I took a bullet FOR Reagan LynneSin Sep 2012 #65

One time I smoked a DOOBIE with... (pic) dogknob Sep 2012 #66

I invented keyboard pants. Jennicut Sep 2012 #67

So? I invented the keyboard tie AND suspenders LynneSin Sep 2012 #71

Now that is a look that never made it past the 80's. Jennicut Sep 2012 #74

Paul Ryan: I'm the guy behind ' Keyboard Cat '. Segami Sep 2012 #68

Paul Ryan: I'm the owner of Henri the Cat LynneSin Sep 2012 #72

LOL!! Such a diverse man! Segami Sep 2012 #73

What the f@ck did you just f@cking say about me, you little @@@@@? leeroysphitz Sep 2012 #69

That's the bio that half the twerps in Freeperville use. Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #81

Lovely. Nice pic -- used it for this... dogknob Sep 2012 #87

Once - when I was at band camp . . . JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #77

Ishot a man in Reno just to watch him die. nt Deep13 Sep 2012 #80

Chuck Norris comes to me for Martial Arts training... farmbo Sep 2012 #82

wow, you're that crappy of an actor??! LynneSin Sep 2012 #90

Mine isn't even a lie. Mr. Universe once asked me for weight training advice dmallind Sep 2012 #84

I had a threesome with George Clooney and Patrick Dempsey. n/t phylny Sep 2012 #85

After I graduated Magma Cum Kappa... dogknob Sep 2012 #86

I am Iron Man Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #88

The Ring of Power was never destroyed and Obama found it and used it last week aint_no_life_nowhere Sep 2012 #89

my mother wasn't really a jackal Green_Lantern Sep 2012 #91

Here is mine: This is a 10 year old girl (see pic below) Tyrs WolfDaemon Sep 2012 #92

I packed on 97 freakin' pounds to play JAKE LaMOTTA, but...(pic) dogknob Sep 2012 #93

After I quit Fleetwood Mac...(pic) dogknob Sep 2012 #94

40 years from now: "I was Vice President of the United States" n/t nyquil_man Sep 2012 #95

Remember the jellyfish that kept Diana Nyad from NashvilleLefty Sep 2012 #96