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4. I was the first man on the moon and patented pampers but someone at NASA decided Neil Armstrong

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Mon Sep 3, 2012, 03:10 PM

Sep 2012

looked better on camera and David Bitter (aka diaper Dan) sued to increase Chinese rights to the patent.

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