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calimary

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17. Lyin' ryan, the CouponCare Kid.

Reply to PearliePoo2 (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 06:24 PM

Sep 2012

SO glad this whole concept is gaining traction!

Yeah, dude, YOU're the guy who lies all the time whenever he makes a speech! Why should we listen to you?

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Ryan Gives Detailed Account of Day He Killed Bin Laden [View all] renate Sep 2012 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author Heather MC Sep 2012 #1

is this a joke? like did he say this, or is this comedy Heather MC Sep 2012 #2

Borowitz = sarcasm Myrina Sep 2012 #9

Sometimes I come into DU thinking, I wonder what stupid stuff they have done or said today Heather MC Sep 2012 #21

Borowitz is commedy nadinbrzezinski Sep 2012 #16

Man, I'm so glad Ryan's lying lips are getting traction. PearliePoo2 Sep 2012 #3

Lyin' ryan, the CouponCare Kid. calimary Sep 2012 #17

And he did it in under three hours. NT FightingIrish Sep 2012 #4

By himself. SEAL Team Ryan. (nt) matt819 Sep 2012 #13

He left out the part about President Obama trying to stop him ThoughtCriminal Sep 2012 #5

"Ryan steals North Korea's nuclear arsenal and uses it to destroy Iran's. " KurtNYC Sep 2012 #7

Now I know who Ryan reminds me of. Kim Jung Il. He once got 15 aces in a round of golf. Scuba Sep 2012 #6

Consider yourself lucky that you don't live in N. Korea. Changing the 18 to 15 is a capital crime. MiddleFingerMom Sep 2012 #15

This guy might give Chuck Norris a run for his money Simeon Salus Sep 2012 #8

K&R DeSwiss Sep 2012 #10

Ryan killed him with his bare hands Rosa Luxemburg Sep 2012 #11

Later, he tells Sports Illustrated about the time he won eight gold medals in a single Olympics Big Orange Jeff Sep 2012 #12

Love Andy Borowitz! I still don't know how to use twitter, but found how to follow Andy&ChrisRock Astazia Sep 2012 #14

Ryan & Chuck Norris met on the road to Damascus. Ryan's lips moved & Chuck said "I can't beat that!" Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2012 #18

oh, I LOVE that! renate Sep 2012 #20

The artwork perfectly captures Ryan Oilwellian Sep 2012 #19

Now we know who really invented the internet. hay rick Sep 2012 #22

Rmoney/Lyan.....yeah, that's the ticket! IDemo Sep 2012 #23