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37. And The Mighty Donny Has Struck Out....
Mon Oct 28, 2019, 09:50 PM
Oct 2019

LIL DONNIE AT THE BAT by W Earl Brown

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Traitorous nine that night;
as they strode in late, a strutting, chest-puffing sight.
With McCarthy’s lips orange-stained and Scalise’s the same,
a mighty roar began to grow among the patrons of the game.

“Something very big has just happened” tweeted in expectation;
a terrorist vanquished brought dreams of adulation.
Trump was sure to be held high up on the Jumbotron,
raucous cheers were sure to shower down upon Lil Don.

But an immigrant sang the Anthem, bringing the crowd to its feet.
T’were an ominous premonition before Donny took his seat.
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
with Schadenfreude in the On Deck, readying his mighty bat.

The camera found its bounty as announcer keyed his mic,
the time to smile and gloat was now directly in his sight.
Visions of Glory danced in Lil Donnie’s head,
the self-aware few near him became suddenly filled with dread.

As their visage flashed large upon the huge screen,
the multitudes saw through them, saw the grandstanding scheme.
Billion dollar smiles turned sour the moment it turned clear;
they were not welcomed in this glorious World Series year.

Arm Candy’s smiles and Donnie’s wave were quickly replaced
by sullen visage as Blue Steel appeared upon their face.
Toady Gaetz loudly yelled, hoping Lil Donnie wouldn’t hear,
a fifty-thousand strong, oh-so-mighty jeer.

An Hero’s Welcome was a fool’s game plan,
after his crimes and treason had been exposed to man.
It pained him worse than fastball to the cup,
as the many Mighty Americans round him chanted “Lock Him Up”

They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
as Schandenfreude smacked a four-bag-dinger yet again.
The sneer is gone from Don’s lip, his teeth are clinched in hate;
a Twitter tantrum soon coming as he hurls White House plates.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in MAGAville— Lil Donnie has struck out.

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Exactly. They have massaged all crowds or people Trump is in contact with. applegrove Oct 2019 #1
Thanks Applegrove! OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #4
I don't recognize your name. Has it changed? applegrove Oct 2019 #6
Old and In the Way. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #8
I'm bad with names. Maybe you had me on block? applegrove Oct 2019 #14
Never blocked you, but we all change over time, eh? OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #18
Where are your ancestors from in canada? applegrove Oct 2019 #20
Grandfather - Blanchette from Sherbrooke, I think. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #24
I've not found any french canadians in my tree. If i had we could be cousins. applegrove Oct 2019 #25
Well, we are probably connected thru our political reality! OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #26
This message was self-deleted by its author applegrove Oct 2019 #27
Yes! applegrove Oct 2019 #67
Well, if you are into this stuff. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #69
Trump's grandfather hung out in the Yukon for a bit. I think Trump's mom was an immigrant. applegrove Oct 2019 #70
My father and grandparents were French Canadian, from Quebec katmondoo Oct 2019 #78
Cool. If you go there some of the language is ancient french .... that applegrove Oct 2019 #80
Welcome back!!! NanceGreggs Oct 2019 #29
That is special, coming from you Nancy. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #38
Welcome back mon. A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine :) Pluvious Oct 2019 #84
Amen! OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #85
Yeah, the Orange BLOTUS has set an unbreachable bar for the GOPers n/t Pluvious Oct 2019 #87
Remember when a woman on the bike gave him the finger and it made applegrove Oct 2019 #11
Truth be known, that is really where we fucked up as a country. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #16
Yes. Reagan was the fisrt GOP robot. Trump is the latest (except for trade and the wall). applegrove Oct 2019 #19
Donald Trump is no Ronald Reagan.. (Wow!) That's Perfect..Just came to me.. busterbrown Oct 2019 #57
So many things should be the turning point, and yet... unblock Oct 2019 #2
There have been so many "turning points" that didn't pan out. But trump was shaken last night. Hoyt Oct 2019 #3
Agreed. This wasn't those perky Democrats carpping about Trump. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #7
Not sure it would've happened in TX... K&R, nt. druidity33 Oct 2019 #75
Unfortunately No Wiseman32218 Oct 2019 #5
Fortunately, I do doubt it. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #10
This. nt UniteFightBack Oct 2019 #39
Odd comment from someone who signs in as "Unitefightback". OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #45
"This" is an "odd" comment....I'm going to leave this right here. You have a peachy night. nt UniteFightBack Oct 2019 #46
You don't understand who the Nats fans are in that stadium obamanut2012 Oct 2019 #72
Not sure. Because zentrum Oct 2019 #9
Listen to the audio - that was no 'small minority' groundloop Oct 2019 #61
Did listen. zentrum Oct 2019 #82
Yeah-- truth is that I've been seeing us all get closer to the... TreasonousBastard Oct 2019 #12
I'm with you TB! OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #22
Nixon signed NEPA into law. That is all. argyl Oct 2019 #48
Nope Sherman A1 Oct 2019 #13
I feel the same, Corgigal Oct 2019 #21
Hmmm ... good point. blm Oct 2019 #32
So what is small penis Trump going to do? OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #40
I believe that he already has declared war on sane people Sherman A1 Oct 2019 #71
Unfortunately no. This process has only just started, and with all the misinformation still_one Oct 2019 #15
It was just the affirmation that the turning point has been reached world wide wally Oct 2019 #17
Some in the mainstream media and other commentators are trying to spin this though..... TheRealNorth Oct 2019 #23
I think this will be what determines the "final score" on this incident The Genealogist Oct 2019 #77
When he attended the ball game, Trumps shorts were probably Jarqui Oct 2019 #28
Sorry! Last night the Trumpster got derobed. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #30
Yo Old. You're right. For the FOX crowd that was likely the first time blm Oct 2019 #31
Hi blm! Thanks for commenting on my thread! OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #33
((Old)) blm Oct 2019 #34
Hey, lets enjoy growing Old together! OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #49
Heh ... trying to sweet talk me out of a blm Oct 2019 #54
Damn.....Listening to Dave Bromberg, Stealin', Album: Recklass Abandon. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #59
If it's a turning point on the senators' votes, I'd call it a turning point. We'll see. It was ancianita Oct 2019 #35
Best not to build narratives around singular events. Loki Liesmith Oct 2019 #36
And The Mighty Donny Has Struck Out.... homegirl Oct 2019 #37
+ 1 million n/t MFGsunny Oct 2019 #60
What does homegirl Oct 2019 #62
Urban dictionary :: n/t means no (additional) text ................... n/t MFGsunny Oct 2019 #63
That's wonderful!! renate Oct 2019 #81
Deep state is diabolical IronLionZion Oct 2019 #41
That's Reality, though. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #43
Or that George Sorros paid them.NT. Akacia Oct 2019 #65
I got my payment in cash, so no paper trail IronLionZion Oct 2019 #66
I guess it depends on who you want to see awakened. Gore1FL Oct 2019 #42
Interesting. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #44
Trumputin's expression made it clear. Kid Berwyn Oct 2019 #47
Yes, It Was a Turning Point! McKim Oct 2019 #50
LOL, Trump is on the "Losing Team" OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #51
Why didn't he bring Barron to the game? IggleDuer Oct 2019 #52
That is the least of his transgressions, lol. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2019 #53
Downright Romanian! CCExile Oct 2019 #55
Is this a reference to Nicolae Ceaușescu? IronLionZion Oct 2019 #58
Absolutely! CCExile Nov 2019 #90
He had a reception committee in Chicago today too. Iahotdog Oct 2019 #56
Turning point ? no Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2019 #64
Deep down you know Baked Potato Oct 2019 #68
We need more crowds like that Skidmore Oct 2019 #73
No Falcata Oct 2019 #74
No. If was it in Louisiana, then yes. OnDoutside Oct 2019 #76
Every politician in the world gets booed MaryMagdaline Oct 2019 #79
Trump was possibly humilated for a second LeftInTX Oct 2019 #83
Only if we are talking about a maze or rabbit warren. Pacifist Patriot Oct 2019 #86
Not a turning point, just a measure of bucolic_frolic Oct 2019 #88
Shades of Nicolae Ceausceau NNadir Oct 2019 #89
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