Drug dea-lers, pe-do-philes, mob-sters, and ra-cists
Liars, and bri-bers, and cam-paign-er hackers!
Au-thor-i-tar-i-an dudes, with evil intent...
Okay, here's the real thing:
Lyrics: My Favorite Things (parody…
Randy Rainbow
“[Trumps] Favorite Things”
Artist: Randy Rainbow
(spoken)"there are so many
things that make you happy...
Brutal dictators..
and cold-hearted liars..."
Tyrants and Traders and climate deniers
$5 spray tans with under eye rings
these are a few of your favorite things
tear gassing migrants For seeking Asylum
Burying tax returns after you file ‘em
Big fat-ass buckets of
fried chicken wings
these are a few of your favorite things
Blue collar workers all
Backwoods and beefy
Giant Hamburgers with extra “covfefe”
Siding with Saudi-Arabian Kings
these are a few of your favorite things
When your friends flip
when your day sucks
And your hair looks
bad---like right now----
just blame all the victims
and Praise all the schmucks
and then you won't feel sooo sad
KGB playdates and absolute power
pornstars And Playmates
who charge by the hour
Puppets at Fox News who
dance on his strings
these are a few of his favorite things
Long-winded tweets with no
spell check Corrections
raking up forests and stealing elections
Facts, fatties, fakes, &
fake bone spurs in slings
these are a few of his FAvorite things
Firing staff who won't
come to his defense
Signatures on non-disclosure agreements
“Lock her up!” chants like
his base always sings
these are a few of his favorite things
When the Dems fight
When your friends lie
and when Mahler’s close
Just take a cold shower
and have a good cry
and then you won't feel so gross
When your life sucks
Well for God's sake
When you’re about to snap
Take comfort in knowing
that you still make
The rest of us feel
like craa---aaa--aap!
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