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78. You want a toe? I can get you a toe. By 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish.

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Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:06 AM

Dec 2019

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Trump: "People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once." [View all] demmiblue Dec 2019 OP

More projection tinrobot Dec 2019 #1

That's a lot of KFC. lagomorph777 Dec 2019 #8

Someone needs to tell him you don't flush depends down lunatica Dec 2019 #66

Not people, Donald.. luvs2sing Dec 2019 #2

He is so full of shit/grease/lard,.... magicarpet Dec 2019 #22

If it doesn't go down after 10 times... robbob Dec 2019 #37

This dude Wawannabe Dec 2019 #3

Jeebus Christ. WTF is he doing in his GD bathroom? Maru Kitteh Dec 2019 #4

IKR?!! Lol. Mersky Dec 2019 #24

I'll bet he was that nasty kid Ohiogal Dec 2019 #30

Shitting out massive bricks of KFC and Big Mac. fleur-de-lisa Dec 2019 #45

Taking massive, greasy fast food dumps. Initech Dec 2019 #57

I've heard of 2-flushers, . . . but Maru Kitteh Dec 2019 #62

Yeah seriously! 15 flushes? He must be smoking the bad covfefe again! Initech Dec 2019 #75

More projection. He has to flush the whole time he's unloading a Trump dump brewens Dec 2019 #5

Maybe he should try flushing his incandescent light bulbs down the toilet. yellowcanine Dec 2019 #6

Who in the hell flushes more than once, what is wrong with dewsgirl Dec 2019 #7

A poop tax. That's what he means. C_U_L8R Dec 2019 #9

Maybe *he* has to flush 10-15 times The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #10

And he knows that how. CatMor Dec 2019 #11

Right? SammyWinstonJack Dec 2019 #47

Only people on a KFC-based diet need to flush 10 times gratuitous Dec 2019 #12

Who will rid us of the blithering idiot? n/t rzemanfl Dec 2019 #13

Hopefully, the electoral college, next fall. JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2019 #29

I think we are screwn if Drumpf is still around to become a lame duck rzemanfl Dec 2019 #46

Yeah...I trust them BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2019 #85

This message was self-deleted by its author smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #67

This message was self-deleted by its author JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2019 #81

Removed. smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #84

Thanks. I think some words from Clarence Darrow might be appropriate: JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2019 #86

This is to remove any lingering doubts over whether or not he is full of shit. n/t DFW Dec 2019 #14

perfect renate Dec 2019 #35

WUT????? secondwind Dec 2019 #15

How does he know? Cartoonist Dec 2019 #16

Maybe he means more than once a day. kskiska Dec 2019 #17

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Hence, 10 to 15 flushes per visit. Mr. Ected Dec 2019 #18

And still the turd won't go away. meadowlander Dec 2019 #19

LOL! Ohiogal Dec 2019 #26

You cannot flush your troubles away Donald, no matter how many times. SummerSnow Dec 2019 #20

Fortunately for us he needs flushing only once. marble falls Dec 2019 #21

Oh gosh... Newest Reality Dec 2019 #23

yea i was wondering how far down fescuerescue Dec 2019 #82

When does NBC finally cancel this reality TV show? Blue_Tires Dec 2019 #25

+1 backtoblue Dec 2019 #44

Does he mean in one sitting or daily visits? n/t Blaukraut Dec 2019 #27

I can't wait to pull the lever next November Ohiogal Dec 2019 #28

sounds like an OCD issue KT2000 Dec 2019 #31

Wtf? cwydro Dec 2019 #32

Donald Trump is a very stupid man. Tiggeroshii Dec 2019 #33

This is insane... Freedomofspeech Dec 2019 #34

NegaPanglossia - decidedly NOT the best of all possible worlds JHB Dec 2019 #50

This delights me more than I could possibly express renate Dec 2019 #36

I'm just speechless Leith Dec 2019 #38

Turbulence in his turlet. sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #69

I hope this is in our future in 2020 Niagara Dec 2019 #39

100 times just to make sure. Lol BootinUp Dec 2019 #40

+ Infinity Wawannabe Dec 2019 #41

He's projecting again, Disaffected Dec 2019 #42

Put down the Big Mac and eat a salad once in a while. It'll help with your flushing issues. nt Quackers Dec 2019 #43

The Big Mac has lettuce. Dagstead Bumwood Dec 2019 #48

I have to agree with him on the toilet flushing, somewhat. Blue_true Dec 2019 #49

So it appears you are from the oswaldactedalone Dec 2019 #51

I have cut my water use by around 500%. Blue_true Dec 2019 #53

You shave and brush your dishes? 🤔 sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #72

No. I shave before bathing in the morning. I was dishes and pots after dinner. Blue_true Dec 2019 #73

His bloomers come color coded to help put them on correctly: sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #71

... Blue_true Dec 2019 #74

That's good to know Nature Man Dec 2019 #54

Spoken like a true pipe clog. nt UniteFightBack Dec 2019 #52

His staff should call a plumber if they have to flush his toilet that often. Autumn Dec 2019 #55

THIS Trumpblather is even more bizarre! tblue37 Dec 2019 #56

Sometimes when a person wipes and wipes and wipes...a hundred times... Kaleva Dec 2019 #58

Where is the Big Lebowski when you need him? Initech Dec 2019 #59

That had NOT occurred to us, dude ... mr_lebowski Dec 2019 #76

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. By 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish. Initech Dec 2019 #78

This rant must have something to do with California. Just wait. machoneman Dec 2019 #60

so this is what happens when a person who's naturally full of shit gets scared shitless? 0rganism Dec 2019 #61

He's talking in code again.... kentuck Dec 2019 #63

Jesus Christ! LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #64

here are quotes from other world leaders regarding low flow toilets IcyPeas Dec 2019 #65

Lol Didsyo Dec 2019 #68

What in god's holy name is he on about? smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #70

"It's called rain." And the audience laughs. He wasn't trying to be funny. He's insane... Garrett78 Dec 2019 #77

Twitter replies (there are obvously so many good ones): Rhiannon12866 Dec 2019 #79

At least, he has a future as a street person. Captain Zero Dec 2019 #83

somebody build an outhouse for Donald Shit-for-brains Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2019 #80