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36. Always use a straw when drinking from the bowl.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:05 PM

Dec 2019

Don't be a savage and try to lap up the water. Extend pinky while holding the straw.

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Trump is ordering a toilet rule review. What are the toilet rules in your home? [View all] milestogo Dec 2019 OP

No one in my home flushes the toilet 10 to 15 times. Caliman73 Dec 2019 #1

Trump never flushes the toilet! He's afraid he'll get sucked into it and get lost within other turds TheBlackAdder Dec 2019 #114

my cat goes overboard with the covering Skittles Dec 2019 #164

Lid down, if it's brown flush it down California_Republic Dec 2019 #2

1) Flush every time. TexasTowelie Dec 2019 #3

We evidently went to different schools together. 😊 💛 sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #14

I have to show some flexibility with the bathroom doors because of the cat. TexasTowelie Dec 2019 #17

My dog just sits and stares at me... LakeArenal Dec 2019 #80

Nobody is more hung up on bathroom etiquette Aquaria Dec 2019 #136

Learn something new everyday. LakeArenal Dec 2019 #137

You don't look. Aquaria Dec 2019 #182

Well, your kit needs utmost consideration! 😁 sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #106

Delete ooky Dec 2019 #179

Toilets have rules!?! 2naSalit Dec 2019 #4

I think he's talking about those low flow toilets California_Republic Dec 2019 #5

Which work fine. Kingofalldems Dec 2019 #7

Not really. Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #60

They work fine. Kingofalldems Dec 2019 #73

So you define fine as bi-weekly fecal showers, Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #96

You may have more of a problem with the plumbing in the buidling then with the toilets. Kaleva Dec 2019 #94

Sorry, but no. Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #95

Your experience seems to be limited to one building Kaleva Dec 2019 #123

No - it is not limited to one building (as I'm pretty sure at leat two posts made clear) Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #148

This is what you said in post #60: Kaleva Dec 2019 #157

I'll trade toilets with your daughter, then. Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #161

You can trade yours for the ones at Wal-Mart, Kohl's, Home Depot, Lowes, Target... Kaleva Dec 2019 #162

I'm not trading the ones in my house Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #172

How come you don't have a seat cover to prevent the splashes? Kaleva Dec 2019 #173

Our previous residence was built about '78 IIRC. sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #108

Our house has the old style toilets Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #109

The lo-flos are crappy. sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #119

I have one shanti Dec 2019 #76

They have those in lots of other countries but you don't see them much here. milestogo Dec 2019 #115

I think he is and he is going to roll back regulations to use them in certain construction projects. Captain Zero Dec 2019 #128

Close all lids. Polly Hennessey Dec 2019 #6

Yes, these are also mine in addition to ones up thread. 👍 sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #15

Wait a minute--it's a trump dump, isn't it? lastlib Dec 2019 #31

My take malaise Dec 2019 #8

my ONLY rule dweller Dec 2019 #9

Don't poop on the floor. IggleDuer Dec 2019 #10

Dump your trump in the toilet where it belongs. lastlib Dec 2019 #32

rump is again proving how truly pathetic he is... SWBTATTReg Dec 2019 #11

If it's yellow, let it mellow - Gov. Jerry Brown Brother Buzz Dec 2019 #12

But there's also the last part shanti Dec 2019 #77

That was from his first term as governor Brother Buzz Dec 2019 #85

God no. Codeine Dec 2019 #120

I live alone, thus I rule the toilet... Wounded Bear Dec 2019 #13

Don't you just go in the woods W Bear? California_Republic Dec 2019 #24

Well, when I get the chance I'll go #1 out there... Wounded Bear Dec 2019 #26

Right there is one of the polar opposite abilities of the human sexes lunatica Dec 2019 #67

I wlways keep TP handmade34 Dec 2019 #82

Toilet paper is to be mounted so that it unrolls TOWARD the end user. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2019 #16

Beards, no mullets! Lithos Dec 2019 #69

I got a goatee and a mullet hawk I_UndergroundPanther Dec 2019 #141

Reverse this rule if you have a kitten in the house. Trust me. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2019 #71

Got a cat a mullet hawk and goatee I_UndergroundPanther Dec 2019 #142

Mine is: "First, do no harm." marble falls Dec 2019 #18

... milestogo Dec 2019 #113

+1 Hugin Dec 2019 #125

The most important toilet rule I grew up with rocktivity Dec 2019 #19

sounds like a fun family! KT2000 Dec 2019 #30

I remember that little ditty! lastlib Dec 2019 #34

Me too! jpak Dec 2019 #97

LMAO! shanti Dec 2019 #79

Lol!! Docreed2003 Dec 2019 #93

Gathered the materials for a waterless DIY composting toilet Kaleva Dec 2019 #20

... handmade34 Dec 2019 #83

One at a time. customerserviceguy Dec 2019 #21

Mine is: If you have to flush more than twice, find an adult ASAP. dewsgirl Dec 2019 #22

I doubt my wife would want to be bothered with any problem I may have with a toilet. Kaleva Dec 2019 #23

LOL. dewsgirl Dec 2019 #25

Always poop standing up while squeezing cheeks together. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #27

That's a mess of a visual but made me laugh. yonder Dec 2019 #86

Aren't there toilets with "half" flushes Ilsa Dec 2019 #28

Never let trump use the facilities..ever, full stop... OneBlueDotBama Dec 2019 #29

Keep the lid down so the cats don't drink out of it. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #33

(In my case, it's the dog.....) lastlib Dec 2019 #35

Always use a straw when drinking from the bowl. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #36

I see you are back to your old self! smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #171

Always poop in the tank, never the bowl. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #37

Always practice good hygiene. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #38

I'll go you one further shanti Dec 2019 #81

Agreed! If you ever want to be thoroughly disgusted, shine a black light... 3catwoman3 Dec 2019 #88

Bingo! shanti Dec 2019 #90

Never let the wads of toilet paper... LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #39

Always flush 10 times, 15 times. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #40

And at least 10 times anytime you walk by it for good measure. Owl Dec 2019 #59

Always flush first before... LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #41

Clean bowl with this brush: Baltimike Dec 2019 #42

should we send about 100 of those to the WH??? demigoddess Dec 2019 #74

Nope. Send them to your closest friends nt Baltimike Dec 2019 #92

Never, ever flush. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #43

If it's bigger than your head, don't flush it. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #44

Repaint the seat instead of cleaning it. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #45

3 times would mean we were already in clogged toilet troubleshooting mode? Brainfodder Dec 2019 #46

Never use toilet paper. Nor a bidet. LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #47

Be sure bathroom door is wide open... LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #48

11 flushes. No more, no less. A HERETIC I AM Dec 2019 #49

Hank says no condiments at all jmowreader Dec 2019 #63

Hank is an asshole. A HERETIC I AM Dec 2019 #75

Don't ask, don't tell. meadowlander Dec 2019 #50

Flush 100 times each visit! Newest Reality Dec 2019 #51

He is crazy Botany Dec 2019 #52

If you're not sure what it is... LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #53

Toilet? LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #54

Haven't given this much thought Ohioboy Dec 2019 #55

We have a no fascist rule Martin Eden Dec 2019 #56

If you flush the toilet 10 times, you'd better be using binary notation. nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2019 #57

This made me lol Wawannabe Dec 2019 #84

Not much of a math person, but I think I recall... 3catwoman3 Dec 2019 #89

Old joke: There are 10 kinds of people in the world ... eppur_se_muova Dec 2019 #139

Seeing as the last time I sat in. Math class was my freshman year of... 3catwoman3 Dec 2019 #168

Mine is you don't shit in the downstairs bathroom mercuryblues Dec 2019 #58

"We aim to please, you aim too, please"" TheCowsCameHome Dec 2019 #61

Paper Roll must be put on so the TP rolls off clockwise... NEVER counterclockwise maxrandb Dec 2019 #62

But one side always rolls off counterclockwise nilram Dec 2019 #66

Clockwise as your sitting on the shitter with the roll on the left maxrandb Dec 2019 #68

lol nilram Dec 2019 #71

My roll is on the right nt doc03 Dec 2019 #104

No anal balls they can crack the bowl and no upper decking even for the kids no lunasun Dec 2019 #64

Don't flush the Depends down the toilet. lunatica Dec 2019 #65

I have Raftergirl Dec 2019 #70

The, I don't wanna know! Wawannabe Dec 2019 #78

It's the only thing he's qualified for. nt procon Dec 2019 #87

I have to leave the lid up because my cat Sammy cries and cries and cries if somebody puts it down. catbyte Dec 2019 #91

Maybe it's like the closed door KT2000 Dec 2019 #100

True. catbyte Dec 2019 #110

Shoe horn - Not a rule butt I do have a story that my friends reference all the time underpants Dec 2019 #98

Was nosey, went over to your journal to see who you were and familiarize myself with your postings. sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #117

Wow underpants Dec 2019 #149

It's rude to soak your socks in the bowl for more than Totally Tunsie Dec 2019 #99

I had a family in CT whose hair(s) I did. Four sisters. One sister's daughter sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #111

Cute! Totally Tunsie Dec 2019 #121

Leave it to the ingenious younguns. They're a hoot! sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #122

Toilet rules??? greatauntoftriplets Dec 2019 #101

In my den, anywhere around the toilets; make sure there is plenty of... JoeOtterbein Dec 2019 #102

There is only 1 absolute rule: No person who has ever used a gold toilet may enter this house. RockRaven Dec 2019 #103

The seat up to pee then put the seat down liberal N proud Dec 2019 #105

The bricks are hard to flush Niagara Dec 2019 #107

What a popular thread! 😂 sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #112

I guess its something everyone can relate to. milestogo Dec 2019 #116

Y'all is thee original post person, is you not? Good job! 😁 sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #118

one - Do not use the sun lamp for taint tanning. Hugin Dec 2019 #124

Rule #1 is Trump doesn't get to use it. Sorry pal, you'll have to hold it. n/t brewens Dec 2019 #126

I'd be tempted to allow Old Yeller in there for one reason... Hugin Dec 2019 #127

Disable the fan, lock him in there and give it about a half hour. Rigor should be setting brewens Dec 2019 #129

Well if the reports are true that he wears diapers... Initech Dec 2019 #166

We take NO CHANCES. Every time someone passes by the toilet in the hallway... NurseJackie Dec 2019 #130

I keep a cup of powdered clothes detergent to sprinkle in bowl before anyone goes. sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #151

Wow! I'll bet the pipes are sparkling clean too! NurseJackie Dec 2019 #158

Yes. Yes, I believe it do. But I don't include liquid fabric softener. sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #169

Why deny the sewer rats a soft and shiny coat? How cruel! NurseJackie Dec 2019 #170

Cleverness abounds on DU! sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #174

Always perform courtesy flushes immediately after dropping and even before toilet paper Pachamama Dec 2019 #131

There is potpourri that kills stinky toilets I_UndergroundPanther Dec 2019 #143

"Flush in layers" Freddie Dec 2019 #147

Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2019 #132

Seat up or seat down has never been a problem in our home. Silent3 Dec 2019 #133

One of our cats takes a great interest in MineralMan Dec 2019 #146

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle CTyankee Dec 2019 #134

I make male visitors go out back in the treed area and leave a pee. sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #150

"Flush twice, it's a long way to the White House." Hugin Dec 2019 #135

Living with a septic system requires the minimum amout of flushes randr Dec 2019 #138

I hear that. And living with a 60 year old septic system MineralMan Dec 2019 #140

Rarely had city sewer in my life randr Dec 2019 #144

Septic Tanks Stink! MineralMan Dec 2019 #145

"Loose titty hippie gals" Codeine Dec 2019 #153

My wife at the time was one such. MineralMan Dec 2019 #159

I own a house with a septic system MurrayDelph Dec 2019 #155

Wash your hands. nt Laffy Kat Dec 2019 #152

Another stupid Trump distraction. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2019 #154

1. If you made a mess, clean it up MurrayDelph Dec 2019 #156

Since I installed the Cadet 3 Liberal In Texas Dec 2019 #160

Be like daddy, not like sis. Lift the lid before you piss. Firestorm49 Dec 2019 #163

Yeah don't flush it 15 times! Initech Dec 2019 #165

If there's a tRump level floater in there, it gets flushed with a firehose, Mc Mike Dec 2019 #167

Replace the roll when the paper is gone Bettie Dec 2019 #175

Nobody in my home suffers from chronic explosive diarrhea, as does tRump, stopbush Dec 2019 #176

Am I the only person who finds this entire issue bizarre? smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #177

Get the hose from the backyard, carry it to the toilet while attached to the outside faucet Tiggeroshii Dec 2019 #178

Time the turd to drop so it hits the vortex of the toilet water. ooky Dec 2019 #180

I'm an old man living alone OxQQme Dec 2019 #181