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IronLionZion

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15. Cats are repubs, dogs are democrats

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #11)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:12 PM

Dec 2019

https://www.politico.com/story/2011/08/cats-are-republicans-dogs-are-dems-061687

When cats are born, they believe they are in a state of liberty, and from then on they are determined to keep it that way. No one tells them what to do. They don’t believe it takes a village, because they know they might have to take instructions from the village idiot in the local government.

And, sorry if you’ve got one and you’re a Republican — but dogs are liberal Democrats. Some are possibly Socialists, though probably none will ever admit it.

Dogs are communal by nature. They run in packs. They dream of their days as wolves, sharing responsibilities.

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Trump Frustrated With Toilets: "People Are Flushing ... 10 Times, 15 Times as Opposed to Once" [View all] IronLionZion Dec 2019 OP

I feel left out, I only have to flush mine once. CatMor Dec 2019 #1

When you're shitting bricks because you've been impeached fleur-de-lisa Dec 2019 #2

". . . it's called rain. . ." Arkansas Granny Dec 2019 #3

Ahhhh...the Toilet King speaks!! nt SWBTATTReg Dec 2019 #4

God, he is such a fucking idiot! smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #5

I guess the orange anus can't be bothered to read that super secret space-age R&D research paper Brother Buzz Dec 2019 #6

Close, that's a sink plunger IronLionZion Dec 2019 #8

"Any port in the storm", or is it it, "You go to war with what you have". Brother Buzz Dec 2019 #12

Yeah, I did that for years before a plumber told me IronLionZion Dec 2019 #14

Maybe I'm just slow Green Line Dec 2019 #7

I'm very sure he doesn't know either IronLionZion Dec 2019 #9

What the hell is he eating that he has to flush the toilet that many times? Initech Dec 2019 #10

Only republicans and cats need to flush that often keithbvadu2 Dec 2019 #11

Cats are repubs, dogs are democrats IronLionZion Dec 2019 #15

He is unable to speak without violently lurching Sugar Smack Dec 2019 #13

Hell Ya! This is America! Baked Potato Dec 2019 #16

Is this issue a top concern for the Small Business Administration? subterranean Dec 2019 #17

That probably has something to do with his diet of KFC and McDonald's (n/t) Spider Jerusalem Dec 2019 #18

After tRump took up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, I sometimes flush twice... SeattleVet Dec 2019 #19

He needs to upgrade to a Ferguson NotASurfer Dec 2019 #20

well, there was this 1 time i was in a northern WI native american casino single stall bathroom w/ pansypoo53219 Dec 2019 #21