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jmowreader

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18. I can just imagine the eulogy if Trump died in office

Sun Dec 29, 2019, 02:46 PM

Dec 2019

We’ll get Hillary Clinton to issue it, and the first line is, “I have not come to praise Trump, but to bury him.” We’ll bury him face-down in his casket so he can get to where he’s going easier, and we’ll bury him in an unmarked grave in an undisclosed location to prevent it from becoming a shrine - similar to what the Germans did for Rudolf Hess after he croaked.

The only problem is, Trump’s demise will cause an immediate two-week reduction in America’s domestic output because that’s what happens when huge parties break out all over the country.

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I am so sick of seeing Trump's awful face everywhere I [View all] leftyladyfrommo Dec 2019 OP

I am afraid that after he is gone we will still see him and hear him all the time. redstatebluegirl Dec 2019 #1

Imagine the day when we refer to him in the past tense - and not because he's out of office. UniteFightBack Dec 2019 #5

I dream about that. redstatebluegirl Dec 2019 #9

Karma's going to get me Rorey Dec 2019 #12

I can just imagine the eulogy if Trump died in office jmowreader Dec 2019 #18

Face down Rorey Dec 2019 #20

Every day is one day closer to the day he'll be out of office. CottonBear Dec 2019 #17

Exactly! not_the_one Dec 2019 #10

I would be happy if DFT pictures all showed him behind bars RainCaster Dec 2019 #2

I think you mean the Kaiserguy Dec 2019 #19

I'm right with you there, leftylady Ohiogal Dec 2019 #3

I would like to see dumps face in my toilet bowl with his mouth open wide and ready to receive. nt UniteFightBack Dec 2019 #4

will this do? ... Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2019 #6

Yuck. ooky Dec 2019 #16

Well THAT was quite the visual!!! not_the_one Dec 2019 #7

Tell me about it Cartoonist Dec 2019 #8

Yip, 3 years of seeing 10-15 pics of him on every news site - why?!1 UTUSN Dec 2019 #11

Ugh - no kidding! smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #13

While ruugh, this is a good thing--it'll make his face unbearable to many more people. TheBlackAdder Dec 2019 #14

They should put the "naughty bits" square over his face NotASurfer Dec 2019 #15

That's the whole point.. Chakaconcarne Dec 2019 #21

I turn off MSNBC...for a day B Stieg Dec 2019 #22

My sister and I were discussing the same thing this morning. BigBearJohn Dec 2019 #23