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54. You two have me in stitches!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #37)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 10:01 PM

Jan 2020

It’s been a remarkably shitty day, but your back-and-forth on cat’s “abilities” has me bellowing with laughter.

Thank you both for sharing this hilarious exchange! Much appreciated. It’s another reason why DU is invaluable.

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Brace Yourselves For This Shocking Porn Revelation - I'm Not Paying My Blackmailer [View all] jberryhill Jan 2020 OP

Let us know, and be sure to post a link when it goes online. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2020 #1

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Sextortion Scam Uses Recipient's Hacked Passwords Renew Deal Jan 2020 #3

The hacked password angle is pretty cool jberryhill Jan 2020 #10

Holy shit, I can't remember passwords I just set a week ago. cwydro Jan 2020 #50

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I WISH that was me naked jberryhill Jan 2020 #8

Too late, already got em Dennis Donovan Jan 2020 #5

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It's shrinkage, Jerry (nt) mr_lebowski Jan 2020 #29

Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day! jberryhill Jan 2020 #46

a client just got one of these onenote Jan 2020 #6

Im not ashamed of my O face. Codeine Jan 2020 #7

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There's porn on the internet? jberryhill Jan 2020 #13

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When I got this scam I showed it to my... ret5hd Jan 2020 #12

Genius jberryhill Jan 2020 #15

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I can't even count how many people have gotten that email Big Chief Jan 2020 #67

List the email contents, get the SenderIP, perform NSLOOKUP IP-Addr. TheBlackAdder Jan 2020 #14

But I kinda want to see the video jberryhill Jan 2020 #16

Krebs wrote a good article about this awhile back. radius777 Jan 2020 #17

this is the end result of thousands of years of misogyny and sex-shaming 0rganism Jan 2020 #19

Your cat sent me $5 for video of it licking its balls jberryhill Jan 2020 #24

Where does a cat get $5? The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2020 #26

Probably by breaking a $20 bill jberryhill Jan 2020 #27

Cats have no shame. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2020 #37

Who wouldn't? jberryhill Jan 2020 #45

Don't give up. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2020 #47

I've never been able to touch my toes! jberryhill Jan 2020 #49

My cats tend to lick their junk when I have company. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2020 #56

Y'all are cracking me up here. cwydro Jan 2020 #53

You two have me in stitches! VOX Jan 2020 #54

does melania lose sleep over these lol nt msongs Jan 2020 #20

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ROFLMAO relayerbob Jan 2020 #41

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OMG, I got the same message! Dr. Strange Jan 2020 #23

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i don't have any Bitcoin. I would not know a Bitcoin if it Bit me in the buttinski trueblue2007 Jan 2020 #36

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Why do you think I bought it? jberryhill Jan 2020 #57

😬 MLAA Jan 2020 #65

Got one of these awhile back Jake Stern Jan 2020 #34

They probably have videos of me watching videos on how to dehydrate onions Kaleva Jan 2020 #38

So you're the one in that video. marble falls Jan 2020 #44

LOL, I've gotten those too relayerbob Jan 2020 #39

I just don't care who knows. RandySF Jan 2020 #40

I got this at work last year. nini Jan 2020 #42

Oh, no. My husband was blackmailed, too. Settled it via the Nigerian prince. Vinca Jan 2020 #43

Recommended. H2O Man Jan 2020 #52

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Ha-ha-ha! H2O Man Jan 2020 #64

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Quite a long intro considering you must have typed it one handed. keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #61

OMG MissMillie Jan 2020 #66

I would almost be tempted to send them back an actual video of me masturbating. phleshdef Jan 2020 #63