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Missn-Hitch

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9. Dear God,

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Tue Jan 7, 2020, 03:14 AM

Jan 2020

I pray that you protect my family from your followers.

*Please accept these offerings of cookies and milk.

If you want me to eat these offerings, then show me no sign ...

Thy will be done.*

Yummy!

Amen.

*credit The Simpsons

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I'd drop him in the fires malaise Jan 2020 #12