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lunatica

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108. LOL!

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 04:58 PM

Jan 2020

The foray, albeit unwitting, into Gwyneth’s mind definitely has the ick factor doesn’t it?! The ultimate self adulation on steroids and way, way too much information.

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GOOP Has a Candle Called 'This Smells Like My Vagina' [View all] demmiblue Jan 2020 OP

Wait, whose vagina does it smell like? jberryhill Jan 2020 #1

Of course it'd be the owner of the candle, silly?!? (nt) mr_lebowski Jan 2020 #7

Gwyneth Paltrow RandySF Jan 2020 #51

How would you know? jberryhill Jan 2020 #59

wyneth Paltrow's Goop Shop Is Selling a Candle That 'Smells Like My Vagina' RandySF Jan 2020 #62

Yes, but jberryhill Jan 2020 #64

"-not some cheap knock-off vagina" Sugar Smack Jan 2020 #73

"How do you know that it is not some cheap knock-off vagina?" Yavin4 Jan 2020 #90

For $75, it's not a cheap anything. nt Chellee Jan 2020 #111

Barnum was right. That is all. nt Dulcinea Jan 2020 #74

I liked her so much better as an Elf Queen Hekate Jan 2020 #2

I liked her more at the end of "Seven". miyazaki Jan 2020 #4

... Loryn Jan 2020 #13

.... dewsgirl Jan 2020 #25

Zing! JDC Jan 2020 #36

... Sugar Smack Jan 2020 #41

Or in "Shakespeare in Love." marble falls Jan 2020 #20

In what movie was she an elf queen? nt Ilsa Jan 2020 #22

I always thought she was in LOTR, but after some tedious research that showed she was offered ... Hekate Jan 2020 #47

Yeah, she and Cate Blanchett have a certain cloned look, Ilsa Jan 2020 #100

I think you're thinking of the distinctly non-goopy Cate Blanchett Silent3 Jan 2020 #63

sigh. Of course I knew Cate B was in LOTR, but memory had me convinced Gwen P was also... Hekate Jan 2020 #72

Aside from which, her vagina would make better candles anyway jberryhill Jan 2020 #101

I have read this entire thread and Maru Kitteh Jan 2020 #114

True, this is Lounge material, but sometimes it leaks out into GD... Hekate Jan 2020 #116

Did you just say leaks out? ChubbyStar Jan 2020 #117

seventy five dollars for a fucking candle? Kali Jan 2020 #3

How do you mean that? Marthe48 Jan 2020 #27

Ha! ret5hd Jan 2020 #29

Don't lose your mind, but there are candles out there that sell for hundreds of smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #68

Because some people have money to burn? Totally Tunsie Jan 2020 #95

I see what you did there. Beartracks Jan 2020 #70

And is there a golden dildo lighter for lighting up the vagina candle? milestogo Jan 2020 #5

When did she get to be so wacky? I guess it is successful. dewsgirl Jan 2020 #26

If she came out with all this shit before she won the best actress Oscar, milestogo Jan 2020 #30

I don't know, some of this stuff has got her in trouble with dewsgirl Jan 2020 #32

I liked her too, but now I think she's giving blonds a bad name. milestogo Jan 2020 #34

There should be a companion candle ... mr_lebowski Jan 2020 #6

Or "This Smells Like My Ball Sack" Docreed2003 Jan 2020 #57

They could call it "Foul Balls"! TexasBushwhacker Jan 2020 #97

My This Smells Like Ass candle was only lunasun Jan 2020 #8

😂 nolabear Jan 2020 #9

Oh, so close!! Marie Marie Jan 2020 #46

Oh, so close, yet so far away. nt Blue_true Jan 2020 #84

LOL! n/t EndlessWire Jan 2020 #49

Oh, that's a bargain! I had to pay $10 for "This smells like my dirty feet" candle smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #66

Hustler Mag, I guess it was an issue in the '70's had a "scratch and sniff" 3Hotdogs Jan 2020 #10

Or so you heard. (your mom might be reading this) marble falls Jan 2020 #21

An unhealthy preoccupation with body parts. Aussie105 Jan 2020 #11

Surprisingly, when people bathe properly and at a decent frequency, Blue_true Jan 2020 #85

"jeans and shits" ??? Totally Tunsie Jan 2020 #96

Either that or Blue-True's shits don't stink jberryhill Jan 2020 #103

If that's the case, I think I smell a candle marketing oppurtunity! sl8 Jan 2020 #110

Lack of proof reading got me a red face. Blue_true Jan 2020 #113

That's OK as long as your heart stays blue! Totally Tunsie Jan 2020 #115

I take a shower every two or three days Kaleva Jan 2020 #119

Pretty much all of my bath is cleaning my body with a soaped towel. Blue_true Jan 2020 #120

I took navy showers. Kaleva Jan 2020 #121

I am certainly not nearly as hardcore as that. I do limit toilet flushes though. Blue_true Jan 2020 #122

My example is rather extreme. Yours is doable for most everyone! Kaleva Jan 2020 #123

Can I roll it in cornflakes before I light it? jpak Jan 2020 #12

I don't get the reference. Mind explaining? nt Blue_true Jan 2020 #86

Honey, it's cheaper just to open a can of tuna. lunatica Jan 2020 #14

Honey, you may be judging her vagina by your own. whathehell Jan 2020 #78

I was thinking along the same lines. nt Blue_true Jan 2020 #88

I'm just fine. lunatica Jan 2020 #98

Or even like your own? 3catwoman3 Jan 2020 #106

LOL! lunatica Jan 2020 #108

Oh, it's definitely a mind boggler whathehell Jan 2020 #109

Honestly. If a person smells like tuna down there, there are personal hygiene issue, IMO. nt Blue_true Jan 2020 #87

I was being sarcastic. lunatica Jan 2020 #99

Some women have medical conditions that cause order down there. Blue_true Jan 2020 #112

Here's what they look like ornotna Jan 2020 #15

Did you know that freshly caught ocean fish doesn't stink. Blue_true Jan 2020 #89

One way to find out if it is authentic ... lpbk2713 Jan 2020 #16

lol Marthe48 Jan 2020 #28

I wonder Aussie105 Jan 2020 #17

I think they are going to be Ilsa Jan 2020 #24

Well, they are going to be disappointed. Blue_true Jan 2020 #91

Meh... Dagstead Bumwood Jan 2020 #18

I gotta hand it to you MuseRider Jan 2020 #58

I'll be glad area51 Jan 2020 #19

Everything seems to be getting Turbineguy Jan 2020 #23

She is just ridiculous. smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #31

THANK YOU Skittles Jan 2020 #33

I never knew she was such a NARCISSIST. Sugar Smack Jan 2020 #43

Perhaps "heads-up" was not the most felicitously chosen phrase ... eppur_se_muova Jan 2020 #53

It kind of shocks me how self-absorbed and idiotic she is when she was raised in this smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #65

Cheaper to just spray a generic candle with Summer's Eve Blue Owl Jan 2020 #35

To go along with the jade or rose quartz egg. . . DinahMoeHum Jan 2020 #37

If you shoved the jade or rose quartz egg up your ass, we know you didn't follow directions. Kaleva Jan 2020 #50

FOR ... ? Qutzupalotl Jan 2020 #38

For anywhere you'd use one of those old, boring candles. I guess. Buns_of_Fire Jan 2020 #39

Candlelight vigils jberryhill Jan 2020 #40

This would be the smell after she steam cleans her vagina or before? Kaleva Jan 2020 #42

You can get both jberryhill Jan 2020 #60

To think of the things that this woman has done to her poor vagina GemDigger Jan 2020 #126

This explains the reports of people licking candles. Kaleva Jan 2020 #44

.... Blue_true Jan 2020 #92

OMG, I am sitting here LMAO. 3catwoman3 Jan 2020 #45

'Cause nothing shows class like a candle burning in your foyer (to greet guests) Grammy23 Jan 2020 #48

She's also marketing an aftershave lotion called Aqua Vulva. Orrex Jan 2020 #52

It's made with bits of real vagina, so you know it's good. Codeine Jan 2020 #54

Not just any vagina... jberryhill Jan 2020 #61

Surely there is a wick dipping joke in here somewhere JDC Jan 2020 #55

Yes, surely. I think Pinboy3niner... 3catwoman3 Jan 2020 #69

Better to light a candle than curse the darkness jberryhill Jan 2020 #77

Under a "bush," eh? 3catwoman3 Jan 2020 #107

"Where ever there be outrageous puns, you shall find me" Hekate Jan 2020 #124

. jberryhill Jan 2020 #125

I'm just done Bettie Jan 2020 #56

Vagina Candle. Aristus Jan 2020 #67

A vagina candle?? F**k that! Beartracks Jan 2020 #71

Ha! Codeine Jan 2020 #83

If only there were a way to make your current candle smell like vagina for less than $75. n/t sl8 Jan 2020 #75

If nothing else, this thread has brought me a whole lot of comic relief after this week. llmart Jan 2020 #76

I do not wonder if I come to DU because... 3catwoman3 Jan 2020 #81

Definitely need that Wealth Tax. Refugee children in cages, delisen Jan 2020 #79

I guess it beats the candles they burn in the White House: tavernier Jan 2020 #80

That's not from the candles, unfortunately jberryhill Jan 2020 #104

This goes to prove that you can sell anything to some people. MineralMan Jan 2020 #82

There is an adequate supply of fools in this country, Trump found 63 million of them. nt Blue_true Jan 2020 #93

Very good point, indeed! MineralMan Jan 2020 #94

Sort of what we used to hear about Catholic nuns and candles tbh. Sonny Mirviss Jan 2020 #102

Tacky tacky tasteless abakan Jan 2020 #105

"I dunno, smells more like anise to me." (nt) klook Jan 2020 #118

So...what does an egg-shaped rock smell like, anyway? jmowreader Jan 2020 #127

Depends greatly on where you had it inserted. Kaleva Jan 2020 #129

You may blame boomers for the "pet rock" DBoon Jan 2020 #128

Creepy. nt tblue37 Jan 2020 #130

Tiny hands stained with Big Mac sauce seen wriggling frantically towards it. krispos42 Jan 2020 #131

Having engaged in extensive study over the years ... 11 Bravo Jan 2020 #132

It would make a nice gag gift DenverJared Jan 2020 #133

welcome to DU gopiscrap Jan 2020 #134