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NurseJackie

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9. Here's their home page and link to a promotional video

Wed Feb 19, 2020, 09:45 AM

Feb 2020

https://holylandexperience.com/

I couldn't help but recall Mel Brooks and wondering if he could have come up with a song-and-dance stage-show number that may have helped...

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Christian theme park Holy Land Experience will lay off 118 workers [View all] Zorro Feb 2020 OP

Thoughts and prayers for them. bitterross Feb 2020 #1

God is their Co-Pilot. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #45

I remember watching Bill Maher's Religilous, when he visited there and spoke to Fake Jesus. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #58

They have their own Coliseum... jberryhill Feb 2020 #2

Perfect! AllyCat Feb 2020 #4

Maybe Sea World has some leftover killer whales they aren't using anymore jberryhill Feb 2020 #12

Can we start with that scam artist on his staff? AllyCat Feb 2020 #29

They didn't have a prayer. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #3

Moving en masse to Hamm's Ark and Creation Museum? exboyfil Feb 2020 #6

How many of these dumbass places are out there? CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #7

Experience being a theme park performer in Orlando? jberryhill Feb 2020 #13

I was thinking the same thing. n/t rzemanfl Feb 2020 #26

"I was crucified 125 times! klook Feb 2020 #34

Apparently the "Noah's Ark Experience" is also on hard times as well. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #5

Not exactly a mystery for the cause of that one... JHB Feb 2020 #31

Poor planning. The town got screwed, though. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #33

Why doesn't Jesus save them? Cartoonist Feb 2020 #8

WWJD? A HERETIC I AM Feb 2020 #47

Here's their home page and link to a promotional video NurseJackie Feb 2020 #9

Bring the kids! Family fun!! Crucifixions Daily!!! hatrack Feb 2020 #10

You know, that sort of entertainment used to draw a crowd back in the day jberryhill Feb 2020 #14

See also: Branson, Oberammergau hatrack Feb 2020 #15

No, I meant the real thing jberryhill Feb 2020 #19

True! Wasn't sure if you mean tthe 1800s or the -1800s . . . hatrack Feb 2020 #20

"Are there any *****WOMEN***** here today?" A HERETIC I AM Feb 2020 #48

just another sunday at the baptist church I went to nt msongs Feb 2020 #50

so did lynchings Nature Man Feb 2020 #18

Oh, dear. peacefreak2.0 Feb 2020 #11

Maybe Mike Huckabee will make room for them on his show Lars39 Feb 2020 #16

They prefer the term, Raptured, thank you nobuddy Feb 2020 #17

Dammit jcgoldie Feb 2020 #21

Sorry folks are losing their pay checks vlyons Feb 2020 #22

Holy shit. gibraltar72 Feb 2020 #23

Soon to be yet another shut-down theme park. MineralMan Feb 2020 #24

Interesting stuff at Wikipedia TreadSoftly Feb 2020 #25

What no miracles? Historic NY Feb 2020 #27

Ha! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #35

"... daily crucifixion performances..." Turbineguy Feb 2020 #28

"Jeb Bush signed a law that saved the park more than $1 million in taxes" dalton99a Feb 2020 #30

Their new savior, tRump is being crucified on a daily basis by evil Democrats njhoneybadger Feb 2020 #32

god bows done to dump scarytomcat Feb 2020 #46

"Hmmm. Maybe if we have a Spanish Inquisition reenactment twice a day?" lpbk2713 Feb 2020 #36

Too bad. llmart Feb 2020 #37

Thank God. Goodheart Feb 2020 #38

I'm sure... 3catwoman3 Feb 2020 #39

God will provide Demonaut Feb 2020 #40

another piece of property onethatcares Feb 2020 #41

tRump will create bread and fishes.......and paper towels..... KY_EnviroGuy Feb 2020 #42

They have the best Wolf Nipple Chips lame54 Feb 2020 #43

They're lovely. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #51

Ah shit. I will miss their dinosaur steaks with fries. pwb Feb 2020 #44

I'm sure that Jesus would just love seeing his death as a cheesy tourist attraction. Initech Feb 2020 #49

They should just kill it off packman Feb 2020 #52

Bill Maher had a hilarious segment there in Religious Bradshaw3 Feb 2020 #53

Atheists tour the ark.. dewsgirl Feb 2020 #54

I lived in Orlando when this place was built and it amazes me it lasted this long. dameatball Feb 2020 #55

OMG the Bronze age will collapse. defacto7 Feb 2020 #56

I'm sure that Jesus would just love seeing his death as a cheesy tourist attraction. Initech Feb 2020 #57

"a severance package plan" keithbvadu2 Feb 2020 #59

Surprised they allow dancers... meadowlander Feb 2020 #60

You'd think God would keep them afloat, right? sakabatou Feb 2020 #61