SOURCE: "(George W Bush) has decided not to 'wade into the swamp' (Republican presidential primary)"

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9. Shrub calling Mittens

Shrub: Hiya Mitty, hey great job on that 8-vote landslide in Ioway (hee-hee). Reminded me of my landslide in 2000 (hee-hee). Listen boy, I'd like to give you my endorsement tomorrow.

Mittens: Gee, Mr. President...I don't know what to say.

Shrub: You don't have to say anything--I can hear the emotion in your voice. Reminds me of me when I has a real hard bowel movement (hee-hee).

Mittens: Yeah, listen, you...umm...know how much I love you and your entire family.

Shrub: Your my kind of guy too, Mitty. I could easily have seen you on my College cheer-leading squad.

Mittens: I don't want to put you out with an endorsement. That's way above the call of duty for an ex-president.

Shrub: And I've already been working on my speech to the convention, too! Man, you'll love how I give you my personal blessing.

Mittens: Yeah...about the convention. Remember, how you didn't attend the convention last time...