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n2doc

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51. Talk down to him

Sat Sep 8, 2012, 10:58 AM

Sep 2012

And be physical, make sure to give him a strong handshake and a pat on the back. He undoubtedly thinks that he should always be deferred to and never be touched by 'lesser' folks.

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What're the best ways to make Mittens "go postal" during the debates? [View all] Ken Burch Sep 2012 OP

Ask him again about his tax returns. Quantess Sep 2012 #1

^ This. nt justiceischeap Sep 2012 #15

^What this person said. Especially in light of the tax amnesty he surely took part in. silvershadow Sep 2012 #48

Even more explicitly-- Jackpine Radical Sep 2012 #53

Yep. silvershadow Sep 2012 #60

Just having to be on stage with a black man is all it will take, mit is a racist ahole madokie Sep 2012 #2

Even if he's not goaded into saying something stupid Freddie Sep 2012 #3

Use congenial, Clinton-esque stick-a-knife-in-him humor. Dice him to shreds. pnwmom Sep 2012 #4

Kerry may know a lot more about Mittwit treestar Sep 2012 #42

Good point, treestar. I hope he's an encyclopedia pnwmom Sep 2012 #46

Soften him up by making the audience laugh at him; NBachers Sep 2012 #5

This suggestion gets my vote nt freedom fighter jh Sep 2012 #21

Love your sig line! CrispyQ Sep 2012 #33

+1. Making the audience laugh at him might do the trick, all by itself. gkhouston Sep 2012 #59

I think if they keep pushing him on offending the UK regarding the Olympics tomm2thumbs Sep 2012 #6

Remaining civil, composed and in charge of the facts...i.e. what comes to the President naturally... Princess Turandot Sep 2012 #7

Anyone who thinks Obama is an angry black man, hasn't been paying attention! CrispyQ Sep 2012 #34

This message was self-deleted by its author whathehell Sep 2012 #38

I agree JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #49

ask him if the Mormon Church teaches Moses' 9th commandment vlyons Sep 2012 #8

Sneak up behind him and pull down his trousers B Calm Sep 2012 #9

A handshake with plenty of electrostatic discharge should screw up his microprocessor n/t IDemo Sep 2012 #10

Ask him if his magic undies are comfy? sarcasmo Sep 2012 #11

"Now, Mitt, don't get your magic knickers in a twist!" rfranklin Sep 2012 #14

After that, offer him a cup of coffee... Ken Burch Sep 2012 #24

Discuss real policy. lovemydog Sep 2012 #12

Give him a noogie and mess up his hair. Atman Sep 2012 #13

A great big banner in the hall that with the letters IRS on it. 2on2u Sep 2012 #16

Problem is RT_Fanatic Sep 2012 #17

"Fair & balanced" has done incalculable harm to this country. CrispyQ Sep 2012 #35

"Fair and balanced" is neither fair nor balanced. How 'bout reporting facts? n/t gkhouston Sep 2012 #61

Pull a pair of scissors from his pocket. randome Sep 2012 #18

+1 gulliver Sep 2012 #54

I really believe he will come unglued in the debates TheCowsCameHome Sep 2012 #19

2 questions - ask about Bain Capital government bailout Fresh_Start Sep 2012 #20

Just. Show. Up. Zalatix Sep 2012 #22

My thoughts exactly. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #27

I don't think he will exhibit anger Generic Brad Sep 2012 #43

anything regarding foreign policy nt Native Sep 2012 #23

Spike his drinking water with RedBull and vodka. GoneOffShore Sep 2012 #25

^^^ kestrel91316 Sep 2012 #56

since he has been on every side of every major issue, hit him with flip-flopping central scrutinizer Sep 2012 #26

Isn't it obvious? ALL OF THE ABOVE! Auggie Sep 2012 #28

Whinny Like Rafalca! Laxman Sep 2012 #29

Actually every time she spoke horses off screen would whinny lunatica Sep 2012 #47

Compliment his father - a LOT! jberryhill Sep 2012 #30

That might actually work Proud Liberal Dem Sep 2012 #39

Zackly zellie Sep 2012 #40

His European trip was widely received as a joke. lpbk2713 Sep 2012 #31

Ask him if he ever makes $10 bets. nt valerief Sep 2012 #32

Better yet Proud Liberal Dem Sep 2012 #37

I REALLY hope that Obama brings up the welfare lie Proud Liberal Dem Sep 2012 #36

All of the above. HooptieWagon Sep 2012 #41

"So, since you're a Mormon, how many men sired your children?" HopeHoops Sep 2012 #44

joke about his elevators tnvoter Sep 2012 #45

Obama just has to be Obama lunatica Sep 2012 #50

Talk down to him n2doc Sep 2012 #51

bring up his taxes and the fact that he has so little faith in America that he doesn't bank here Botany Sep 2012 #52

Thank him for his Massachusetts health care ideas. mick063 Sep 2012 #55

I have lots of questions. Vox Moi Sep 2012 #57

Nice list but you can add two more Botany Sep 2012 #62

"Bishop Romney, Change has come Sep 2012 #58

Also..."did you ever personally baptize any Holocaust victims"? Ken Burch Sep 2012 #63