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MurrayDelph

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18. Mel Brooks's 2000-year-old Man ascribed his longevity to two things:
Sun Mar 1, 2020, 11:27 AM
Mar 2020

1. Will to live ("No, not the Will to Live; DOCTOR Will Tuliv. The man's a genius." )

2. Garlic. ("It's a scientific fact that you die when the Angel of Death taps you on the shoulder and says C'mon, you're outta here. So every night before bed, I eat a good pound, pound-and-a-half, of garlic, so if the Angel of Death taps me in the shoulder, I'll wake up saying HOO is it?, and the Angel of Death will say Forget it!" )

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