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procon

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13. Who plays tennis?

Thu Mar 5, 2020, 03:26 PM

Mar 2020

I can't see Malrovia in tennis togs, even with her high heeled sneakers and the over the shoulder trench coat. I'm unable to picture the porcine Trump making a rapid fire volley of anything but fried chicken legs.

So who is paying for this ode to the nouveau riche? Better yet, who will use it? Maybe Princess Ivanka needs a posh backdrop to promote her new summer collection of fashionable ladies sportswear.

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Hard Hat Melanie: "I am excited to share the progress of the Tennis Pavillion at the White House" [View all] Miles Archer Mar 2020 OP

I am picturing them quite literally throwing together a photo shoot.🙄 dewsgirl Mar 2020 #1

6 inch Turbineguy Mar 2020 #2

The most useless First Lady in American History. smirkymonkey Mar 2020 #3

Got that right.......useless is right.... a kennedy Mar 2020 #19

Yet another "let them eat cake" moment from The sociopathic First Lady... hlthe2b Mar 2020 #4

Just wait 'til she cuts the ribbon on the new polo field! lagomorph777 Mar 2020 #16

Well they may be allowed to buy tickets to the opening calimary Mar 2020 #31

Of course they'll be on the field lagomorph777 Mar 2020 #44

Let them eat tennis pavilions rusty fender Mar 2020 #70

So serious looking! You would think she is looking at the figures on coronavirus infections... dawg day Mar 2020 #5

But she has a degree in architecture rusty fender Mar 2020 #71

Wow, her face looks like a plastic doll. Farmer-Rick Mar 2020 #6

I can just imagine her PR person texting her frantically -- dawg day Mar 2020 #7

Don't forget Ohiogal Mar 2020 #8

Architecture?? musette_sf Mar 2020 #25

Good one. n/t rzemanfl Mar 2020 #28

lol treestar Mar 2020 #50

"what are these lines on this thing you call paper?" Javaman Mar 2020 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author democratisphere Mar 2020 #10

And turned into a vegetable garden! smirkymonkey Mar 2020 #21

They can turn it into a basketball court. GoCubsGo Mar 2020 #24

You scratch the surface of her you just bronxiteforever Mar 2020 #11

😆 underpants Mar 2020 #26

Please do ! I stole it from a friend but bronxiteforever Mar 2020 #33

+ 1 musette_sf Mar 2020 #36

Anyone for tennis? likesmountains 52 Mar 2020 #12

my friend, you hit the hammer with the nail onethatcares Mar 2020 #57

Thanks! likesmountains 52 Mar 2020 #58

Who plays tennis? procon Mar 2020 #13

Malrovia! calimary Mar 2020 #38

This is not for tennis Submariner Mar 2020 #41

well, at least that one time... (weak stomach warning) Kali Mar 2020 #68

Whatever brains she may have once had have been subsumed by Trump lunatica Mar 2020 #14

Because Donald Trump looks so cute playing tennis Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2020 #15

Aaaaauuuughghh! My eyes! lagomorph777 Mar 2020 #17

OMGAWD........PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE warn us before posting this piece of shit photo. a kennedy Mar 2020 #22

Pardon me.... magicarpet Mar 2020 #30

I know huh?? a kennedy Mar 2020 #62

My eyes!!!! The goggles they do nothing!!!! Initech Mar 2020 #42

Chump has a serious case of OPL... Totally Tunsie Mar 2020 #46

"Dude Looks Like A Lady" started playing in my head? Brainfodder Mar 2020 #51

Asshole BlueJac Mar 2020 #18

"Is Donald going to pay for it or can we use peasant, I mean taxpayer, money?" mokawanis Mar 2020 #20

After all, she is an award winning architect according to Donnie world wide wally Mar 2020 #23

Infrastructure week! brokephibroke Mar 2020 #27

uhhh, it's onethatcares Mar 2020 #59

Well at least she is in a picture with two other women and all have their clothes on Norbert Mar 2020 #29

Awwww... Newest Reality Mar 2020 #32

Moscow Barbie! calimary Mar 2020 #40

Build this here. Melania, this is the Hoover Dam Norbert Mar 2020 #34

Their hard hats are all clean shiny white ... CatMor Mar 2020 #35

lights, camera, action... stillcool Mar 2020 #37

I've seen her smile... llmart Mar 2020 #66

Really a bad look considering the Covid-19 stuff n/t obamanut2012 Mar 2020 #39

Give it time... Newest Reality Mar 2020 #43

Do the Bidens play tennis? greatauntoftriplets Mar 2020 #45

Is it just me maxrandb Mar 2020 #47

Do any of them play tennis? GemDigger Mar 2020 #48

Is it being built over Michelle's vegetable garden? Hekate Mar 2020 #49

Let them eat cake.... OnDoutside Mar 2020 #52

the talent and unwavering dedication onethatcares Mar 2020 #53

Ooooo, maybe they should invite Frederick Douglass! Totally Tunsie Mar 2020 #56

I'll bet they built it on top of Michelle's vegetable garden. NurseJackie Mar 2020 #54

Hard hat Melania is supervising an escape tunnel under the tennis courts. sarcasmo Mar 2020 #55

That's her safari hat from Africa. kskiska Mar 2020 #60

Looks like the standard HDSam Mar 2020 #61

It's Melania Antoinette's Hameau de la Reine: friendly_iconoclast Mar 2020 #63

the first nude is as disgusting as her sugar daddy demtenjeep Mar 2020 #64

Costume Barbie Stinky The Clown Mar 2020 #65

Are proposed cuts to SS/Medicare from The Maggot going to pay for this crap? SammyWinstonJack Mar 2020 #67

LOL -ol' George Conway sticks it to the Trumps again OKNancy Mar 2020 #69

... Celerity Mar 2020 #72