Breaking: FL House of Representatives evacuated immediately. CPAC-related

[wnylib]

33. Poor Donny. No place to go.

242 cases in NYC area. Now FL.

It's not journalists who are out to get you, Donny boy. It's the virus itself. It's got your number and is following you, hiding out in all your favorite places and properties. Trump Tower, Mar a Lago, CPAC. Maybe someone programned it to seek you out, Donny.

It wants to get you. No place to hide.

Be afraid, Donny boy. Be very afraid.

Probably lurking in Air Force One. And the WH. In the Oval Office. Under the rug. In your desk drawers. On the lips of Andrew Jackson's portrait. (Time to stop kissing him.)

I heard that it thrives on toilet seats, Donny, especially gold ones. Beware. It will bite your a$$.

Germs. Millions of them. Multiplying in all your favorite places. Viruses like moisture. Probably swimming in your make-up jar, just waiting to reach your face.

It's a nightmare, isn't it? So you whistle in the wind, call it a hoax, say the flu is worse. Because you know better and it scares you. Because you know it wants you more than anyone else. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean it's not out to get you.