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DFW

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101. I've heard that line before somewhere.
Fri Mar 20, 2020, 04:52 AM
Mar 2020

A new USN ship was being commissioned in Baltimore a few years ago. It was named after the father of a friend of ours (a former Admiral who drove Nixon crazy--would have been my kind of guy), so I went. The captain was named James Kirk (for real!). At the big ceremony, with all sorts of DoD and congressional bigwigs, Captain Kirk got up before about 5000 people and made the Vulcan sign and said,"I had better get this out of the way first, so no one complains afterward: Live Long And Prosper." He had to have gotten the biggest applause the captain of any destroyer in the US Navy ever got.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DFW !! dweller Mar 2020 #1
Thanks, Dweller! DFW Mar 2020 #4
Think of it as you doing your part not to kill other people lunatica Mar 2020 #37
Fair enough! n/t DFW Mar 2020 #40
Happy Birthday! Rorey Mar 2020 #2
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #7
Happy birthday ! Laurelin Mar 2020 #3
Not just yet, maybe DFW Mar 2020 #5
This is a good quote to keep badseedboy Mar 2020 #6
It's after 11 PM here DFW Mar 2020 #9
Happy Birthday! mnhtnbb Mar 2020 #8
Are you kidding? I live in Germany, married to a German DFW Mar 2020 #12
Mormons have several wives. How would your wife feel about another husband. Lochloosa Mar 2020 #15
She has made one thing clear DFW Mar 2020 #19
Damn. A long lost uncle then? Lochloosa Mar 2020 #31
You might get away with that one. DFW Mar 2020 #36
Yum! mnhtnbb Mar 2020 #93
What a wonderful birthday feast! Very eclectic. crickets Mar 2020 #98
Thanks! Believe it or not, that was a typical meal for us DFW Mar 2020 #99
Kudos to your wife! Good food is one of the joys in life. nt crickets Mar 2020 #135
She was my one and only jackpot lottery win DFW Mar 2020 #139
Relevant to nothing, my dad got a sponge cake for his birthday once--- lastlib Mar 2020 #153
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #154
Yes, but as a writing prof once told me when I complained everything had been written about nolabear Mar 2020 #10
Ha Ha! DFW Mar 2020 #13
Happy B* Day! 2naSalit Mar 2020 #11
46 minutes to go! DFW Mar 2020 #14
LOL! 2naSalit Mar 2020 #17
At this point DFW Mar 2020 #20
Can't argue with that! 2naSalit Mar 2020 #22
Happy birthday! marlakay Mar 2020 #16
Replenish away! DFW Mar 2020 #23
You'll have to do a tour of them online marlakay Mar 2020 #27
I remember Crater Lake DFW Mar 2020 #33
Happy Birthday DFW malaise Mar 2020 #18
I alwas tell people DFW Mar 2020 #25
My theory is that all succession planning begins with delegating responsibilities malaise Mar 2020 #42
An old acquaintance from many years ago had a favorite saying... Wounded Bear Mar 2020 #21
There is peril in that DFW Mar 2020 #28
Not to mention it's a cynical way to excuse shit like the partyers on Spring Break last weekend... Wounded Bear Mar 2020 #35
That, too, agreed DFW Mar 2020 #38
Like you, my spring broke many years ago... Wounded Bear Mar 2020 #69
100 years is nothing. hunter Mar 2020 #45
Happy Birthday! Just_Vote_Dem Mar 2020 #24
No coughing spells the whole day long. DFW Mar 2020 #29
Well that is humbling, but I find you irreplaceable. So celebrate and stay healthy! hlthe2b Mar 2020 #26
Like the old ad said, "it's not nice to fool Mother Nature." DFW Mar 2020 #30
Happy birthday. Texaswitchy Mar 2020 #32
Thanks, witchy! DFW Mar 2020 #41
I am getting there. Texaswitchy Mar 2020 #43
Happy Birthday dear DFW! FM123 Mar 2020 #34
Here in Germany, we always get a laugh out of that DFW Mar 2020 #39
I know! Enjoy the giggle, dear DFW. FM123 Mar 2020 #97
Happy Birthday, faithful poster! JohnnyLib2 Mar 2020 #44
I usually steal the time DFW Mar 2020 #47
Happy Birthday DFW! Live long and prosper. May livetohike Mar 2020 #46
Thanks for that! DFW Mar 2020 #48
Happy Birthday, DFW! 🎂 Duppers Mar 2020 #49
Thanks, Duppers! DFW Mar 2020 #50
Hope this turns out to be a very nice year for you, DFW. Hortensis Mar 2020 #51
Definitely not the way they usually start! DFW Mar 2020 #55
:) I have hopes this is a year we all get a little smarter. Hortensis Mar 2020 #59
Happy Birthday, DFW! Instead of irreplaceable, I'll consider you unduplicatable. NBachers Mar 2020 #52
Believe me.... DFW Mar 2020 #58
I have an image of you walking through the security booth, and then multiplying off in different NBachers Mar 2020 #60
My wife prefers me as a turbaned pirate DFW Mar 2020 #64
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! NBachers Mar 2020 #65
I have to figure out how to get rid of that stupid link! DFW Mar 2020 #68
Photobucket has become so annoying and user-unfriendly that I've switched over to Imgur. NBachers Mar 2020 #85
I will check Imgur out DFW Mar 2020 #100
HAPPY B'DAY DFW!!!! spanone Mar 2020 #53
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #122
👍🏼 spanone Mar 2020 #123
Happy Birthday,DFW! gademocrat7 Mar 2020 #54
It's now "tomorrow" here. DFW Mar 2020 #70
Happy birthday DFW Docreed2003 Mar 2020 #56
Another trip around the sun. DFW Mar 2020 #124
Absolutely. Docreed2003 Mar 2020 #125
I've heard it before as well DFW Mar 2020 #126
Happy birthday -- you're 9 days older than me! fierywoman Mar 2020 #57
Yeah, my wife always gets on my case for chasing after younger women DFW Mar 2020 #61
I've seen your previous posts of your stunningly beautiful wife! Many happy returns fierywoman Mar 2020 #95
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! n/t. NNadir Mar 2020 #62
Danke!! DFW Mar 2020 #79
Das is wahr. Ich habe ein ntzliches Zitat fr Leute, die sich ihren siebziger Jahren naehern. NNadir Mar 2020 #91
Tut mir Leid, dass ich das erst jetzt gesehen habe DFW Mar 2020 #157
Happy birthday to one of my favorite posters! Dem2theMax Mar 2020 #63
I had a very tranquil birthday. Very serene. DFW Mar 2020 #76
And as others have said before, life is just organisms trying to succeed on top of other organisms. erronis Mar 2020 #66
Props though we may be DFW Mar 2020 #75
Many, many happy returns of the day! alwaysinasnit Mar 2020 #67
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #72
((DFW)) blm Mar 2020 #71
Hey, thanks!! DFW Mar 2020 #73
That we do. blm Mar 2020 #74
happy birthday! samnsara Mar 2020 #77
Thanks!! DFW Mar 2020 #82
Happy Birthday, my dear DFW! And many, many more! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2020 #78
Thanks Peggy! DFW Mar 2020 #80
Hey man! Happy Birthday. trof Mar 2020 #81
Hey Trof DFW Mar 2020 #83
Mum's the word. trof Mar 2020 #86
I've heard that line before somewhere. DFW Mar 2020 #101
Good story. trof Mar 2020 #152
Happy birthday, DFW ! Stay well. OnDoutside Mar 2020 #84
Thanks, Doutside! DFW Mar 2020 #102
Happy birthday! Luciferous Mar 2020 #87
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #105
Happy Birthday DFW.. and many, many more. mountain grammy Mar 2020 #88
Thanks, Grammy DFW Mar 2020 #106
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, DFW! smirkymonkey Mar 2020 #89
Vielen Dank! DFW Mar 2020 #107
I wish you well on this anniversary. Pacifist Patriot Mar 2020 #90
Much appreciated! DFW Mar 2020 #108
Happy Bday!! kozar Mar 2020 #92
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #109
Happy Birthday to DFW from FWD :) yellowdogintexas Mar 2020 #94
Thanks, FWD! DFW Mar 2020 #110
Happy birthday! greatauntoftriplets Mar 2020 #96
Many thanks! n/t DFW Mar 2020 #111
Happy birthday DarthDem Mar 2020 #103
Thanks for that! DFW Mar 2020 #112
Then they're rude! DarthDem Mar 2020 #129
Happy Birthday vlyons Mar 2020 #104
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #113
Many Years! Chronia Polla! M'nohaja Lita! 💜 sprinkleeninow Mar 2020 #114
One of those "you can't translate it" expressions DFW Mar 2020 #117
And an OPA! 😍 sprinkleeninow Mar 2020 #142
That one I know, too DFW Mar 2020 #147
See if you can snag some galactoburiko. It's def not non-caloric, but so worth it! sprinkleeninow Mar 2020 #151
Sorry about the delay on this DFW Mar 2020 #156
Now Ima delayed! 😄 sprinkleeninow Mar 2020 #160
We still have plenty of food here, but paper goods are now a problem here, too DFW Mar 2020 #161
Happy Birthday DFW! steve2470 Mar 2020 #115
Thanks, Steve! DFW Mar 2020 #116
Alles Gut zum Geburtstag!! Nt a la izquierda Mar 2020 #118
Danke! DFW Mar 2020 #119
Happy Birthday! Vinca Mar 2020 #120
Thanks, but here in Germany, we still have some left DFW Mar 2020 #121
Happiest of birthdays to you DFW... N_E_1 for Tennis Mar 2020 #127
That is wise counsel DFW Mar 2020 #128
Happy birthday, DFW, and many many happy returns of the day! BComplex Mar 2020 #130
Thanks! DFW Mar 2020 #131
Are you ok? BComplex Mar 2020 #132
No idea. They won't test you here in Germany. There aren't enough test kits. DFW Mar 2020 #133
Please stay safe, DFW. BComplex Mar 2020 #134
Apparently very hard! DFW Mar 2020 #136
The one and only D F W ! ! ! Phentex Mar 2020 #137
Thanks, Phentex! DFW Mar 2020 #143
As Porky Pine said to Albert Alligator klook Mar 2020 #138
Thanks for that. DFW Mar 2020 #144
Happy Birthday, DFW! Heartstrings Mar 2020 #140
Over here, that's tomorrow, the 21st, but... DFW Mar 2020 #145
Wise words to remember dlk Mar 2020 #141
I don't remember them often enough. DFW Mar 2020 #146
We all do the best we can dlk Mar 2020 #148
I'll try, thanks! n/t DFW Mar 2020 #149
Happy BD belatedly dear DFW! 7wo7rees Mar 2020 #150
Thanks, and a big hi to the home front! DFW Mar 2020 #155
Happy Birthday, DFW! LuckyCharms Mar 2020 #158
Thanks, Lucky! DFW Mar 2020 #159
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