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[gibraltar72]

I was wrong my wife isn't trying to kill me, she is just cleaning out the larder. Stuff that is two years past it's freshness date is probably OK. Last night Mrs. Gibraltar says we might not make two weeks. We're gonna need milk and eggs. I say as best I can remember mmmfff. So this morning I say ok if we were going to go someplace to shop where would you go? Mrs. Gibraltar replies ah were good for another two weeks or at least until April. I suspect she watched local news last night.