Just when you think he can't get anymore hideous...

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16. He had to do something

very important for the Chinese to negotiate a QuidProQuo for himself and the other Republicans and his entire administration.

There is a real shortage of rubbers in America right now.....China manufacturers most of the condoms used worldwide, and they haven't been able to manufacture many because of the Virus....... Trump and his cabal know they are going to be screwing the taxpayers a lot in the upcoming months and he wanted to make sure they all had protection........

That, and the fact that there is no street slut meth whore within a hundred miles of D.C. who would let any Republican Politician near them without "doubling up"........

And, you know how they make X-large for well hung guys? Well Donnie had China make him a special order batch of X-small because even the normal size kept falling off.......The ones the Chinese made for him are rumored to be super tight on a pencil.......