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The Velveteen Ocelot

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8. Well, I guess Jesus must not have been paying attention

Reply to SheltieLover (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:35 PM

Apr 2020

during the Black Plague of 1347-50, or again in 1665, or the Spanish Flu of 1918, or Hong Kong Flu of 1968, or AIDS, or SARS, or Ebola, or, or....

Hey, Jesus, gonna pay attention this time?

What's that you said?

That you're not gonna do squat for stupid people who gather in crowds during an epidemic?

Oh. OK.

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'We will not bow to a virus': Arkansas church still holding in-person services despite COVID-19 [View all] SheltieLover Apr 2020 OP

Oh yes you will. defacto7 Apr 2020 #1

Yep. Squinch Apr 2020 #2

Yup they will SheltieLover Apr 2020 #3

Nah. Jirel Apr 2020 #7

I have it directly from Jesus... Newest Reality Apr 2020 #4

Is there a down side? Champion Jack Apr 2020 #5

Yes, it's idiots like this that could pass it on to others.... WePurrsevere Apr 2020 #12

This. nt crickets Apr 2020 #15

You won't bow. Jirel Apr 2020 #6

Well, I guess Jesus must not have been paying attention The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2020 #8

Of course they want to hold services Uben Apr 2020 #9

Fkn idiot cult members SheltieLover Apr 2020 #10

Jesus also said, "do not tempt the Lord thy G*d". marble falls Apr 2020 #11

Any Fish, Jesus or Christ in Christmas stickers should be treated equally to a biohazard☣️ warning! TheBlackAdder Apr 2020 #13

If any herd was going to voluntarily self-thin, then this is as good a candidate as any. BusyBeingBest Apr 2020 #14