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Martin Eden

(15,645 posts)
27. THE POODLE BITES! THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Tue Apr 14, 2020, 06:26 PM
Apr 2020
Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do
(Oh, Frenchie . . . )

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love
Some dirty love
That dirty love
That dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Not a speck of cereal!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Nothing but the best for my dog!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Come on!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little paws sticking up!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Little curly head!)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little curly tail!)

-- Frank Zappa

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Can we ship her to NY? SheltieLover Apr 2020 #1
That's a pretty good idea. nt TrollBuster9090 Apr 2020 #3
Thx! SheltieLover Apr 2020 #6
I remember that Judge Perrio went looking for Hillary in the woods. Remember that Hillary riversedge Apr 2020 #17
Drunk stalked Hillary? SheltieLover Apr 2020 #20
I remember watching a segment on it.🙄 dewsgirl Apr 2020 #24
How sickening! SheltieLover Apr 2020 #35
I had heard about it beforehand, it was downright bizzare. dewsgirl Apr 2020 #39
In the Potter's Field common grave now being Golden Raisin Apr 2020 #33
Yes SheltieLover Apr 2020 #38
WTF mercuryblues Apr 2020 #2
They were those BIG poodles. I don't know what they're called. TrollBuster9090 Apr 2020 #10
"Big poodles" are called Standard Poodles jmowreader Apr 2020 #46
Faux is pushing open the economy uponit7771 Apr 2020 #4
Yup the big push is on! SheltieLover Apr 2020 #9
750 billion in lost economy per month is estimate. Trump can't do 25% unemployment uponit7771 Apr 2020 #13
I'm pretty sure... Alacritous Crier Apr 2020 #26
+1, first they'd have to clear all corporations of liability, " I believed Trumps admin" isn't going uponit7771 Apr 2020 #31
This!👆 SheltieLover Apr 2020 #36
meanwhile. Brit Hume is having an honest moment........ riversedge Apr 2020 #5
Brit: save some characters on your tweet gratuitous Apr 2020 #14
Fuck that nonsense. ZZenith Apr 2020 #22
deferential - withholding aid from the states that didn't vote for his bloated #$$. Thomas Hurt Apr 2020 #23
Honest, yet still stupid. Caliman73 Apr 2020 #28
Wrong Huckleberry Hound. Boomerproud Apr 2020 #34
WTF mercuryblues Apr 2020 #7
She makes Marie Antoinette look like a social justice warrior (nt) muriel_volestrangler Apr 2020 #8
Well said, Muriel! SheltieLover Apr 2020 #11
My Big Doggie... ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #45
They followed Trump down a rabbit hole underpants Apr 2020 #12
Oh, rich snowflakes are having to make do like ordinary people. Poor people don't have poodleS. nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2020 #15
Your typical fox viewer must relate to this problem. OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2020 #16
PRIVILEGE! Proud Liberal Dem Apr 2020 #18
apparently she takes better care of her poodles than herself sdfernando Apr 2020 #19
she should video that KayF Apr 2020 #21
Meanwhile, "Dr." Laura Schlesinger Permanut Apr 2020 #25
THE POODLE BITES! THE POODLE CHEWS IT! Martin Eden Apr 2020 #27
She is disgusting. Glimmer of Hope Apr 2020 #29
WTF? Wish that was my biggest concern n/t OhioChick Apr 2020 #30
Oh! The HUMANITY! Thunderbeast Apr 2020 #32
Not as bad as sex-crazed pandas. edbermac Apr 2020 #37
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2020 #40
Thats probably the same salon she uses for herself. milestogo Apr 2020 #41
Candace Owens was whining that she wasn't let into Whole Foods without a mask NewJeffCT Apr 2020 #42
I thought she said that they had to shower COLGATE4 Apr 2020 #43
And by poodles... RC3 Apr 2020 #44
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