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Ilsa

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21. If trump had been captain of the Titanic:
Tue Apr 21, 2020, 03:41 PM
Apr 2020

There is no iceberg.
We won't hit an iceberg.
I knew it was an iceberg before anyone else.
No one knows icebergs better than I do.
The penguins brought the iceberg here.
No one could have predicted the iceberg.
We cannot allow an iceberg to stop our ship.
The crew is spreading fake news about the iceberg.
Some of you have to drown.
I am the best captain, ask anyone.

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With an idiot guiding the ship of state, we are actually heading toward the iceberg. eom guillaumeb Apr 2020 #1
If trump had been captain of the Titanic: Ilsa Apr 2020 #21
I'm going to have to steal that GaYellowDawg Apr 2020 #23
I took it from a pic/meme on Twitter. Ilsa Apr 2020 #24
It's still awesome. GaYellowDawg Apr 2020 #26
I am with you. Newest Reality Apr 2020 #2
And expect no support from the federal government to keep people home Voltaire2 Apr 2020 #3
I'm fully expecting durablend Apr 2020 #8
Other states are joining the bandwagon too. Idiots. SWBTATTReg Apr 2020 #4
Kentucky's governor is a Democrat and has made it perfectly clear we can't open up the state. kickitup Apr 2020 #10
Yes, a voice of reason thank god. He's been knocking TN too, and their efforts (none actually)... SWBTATTReg Apr 2020 #13
Impatience is a top trait of a toddler Blue Owl Apr 2020 #5
Pizza places are still open in Oklahoma. Curb side pickup or delivery. redstatebluegirl Apr 2020 #6
It does appear the number of deaths are dropping dramatically... kentuck Apr 2020 #7
Don't forget TN and SC. AirmensMom Apr 2020 #9
I think repukes found a way to steal unused unemployment funds & want to grab it SheltieLover Apr 2020 #11
He and Jared will probably seize more PPE... Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2020 #12
This is about politics now Johnny2X2X Apr 2020 #14
I'm social distancing until there is a vaccine. Pacifist Patriot Apr 2020 #15
Body Art Studios and Massage Therapy Businesses? GopherGal Apr 2020 #16
This was posted on DU last weekend: LastDemocratInSC Apr 2020 #17
Don't worry about him taking credit. There will be a spike. Squinch Apr 2020 #18
Over 800,000 cases today dawg day Apr 2020 #19
As sure as the sun rises in the morning, gristy Apr 2020 #20
My state just announced its peak won't occur until mid May frazzled Apr 2020 #22
Mecklenburg County in NC expects their peak June 27. cwydro Apr 2020 #25
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