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17. Tell me another one!

Reply to edbermac (Original post)

Sun Apr 26, 2020, 10:06 PM

Apr 2020

I was born yesterday.

Gee. Sitting around eating hamberders and KFC, washing down with Diet Coke, snorting some Adderall and watching TV all day is now considered WORK?

Where can I apply for that kind of job?

The reason he misses lunch is that he eats all day and so, there are no set periods for him to stuff his undulating face sphincter. It takes a lot to maintain that ode to lipids of a body.

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White House officials: Trump works so hard he often misses lunch. [View all] edbermac Apr 2020 OP

yea demtenjeep Apr 2020 #1

Often misses lunch. LMAO Goodheart Apr 2020 #28

"Often misses lunch"...? regnaD kciN Apr 2020 #2

You beat me to my answer! imanamerican63 Apr 2020 #22

He working hard and taking away protection for the doctors and nurses onecaliberal Apr 2020 #3

Your emoji is perfect! leftieNanner Apr 2020 #4

I proudly stand in front of the mic and call BULLSHIT. NoMoreRepugs Apr 2020 #5

I guess the commercials don't overlap between the different news channels Victor_c3 Apr 2020 #6

misses lunch? agingdem Apr 2020 #7

Funny....like we don.t know bullshit when we hear it. nt OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2020 #8

Yet he manages to put in 7 hrs a day of tv watching and 3 hours of tweeting. milestogo Apr 2020 #9

was thinking this was The Onion.... dhill926 Apr 2020 #10

He reads? n:t livetohike Apr 2020 #11

He doesn't start work until noon Dem2 Apr 2020 #12

I think you can skip lunch after five egg McMuffins in the morning. n/t brewens Apr 2020 #13

I kept looking for the onion tag line. n/t Ms. Toad Apr 2020 #14

Have these staffers seen Trump lately? It doesn't look like he's missing any meals. sop Apr 2020 #15

Donald Trump hasn't missed a lunch since 1962. ZZenith Apr 2020 #16

Tell me another one! Newest Reality Apr 2020 #17

he misses lunch because.. stillcool Apr 2020 #18

He hasn't missed any meals ever SoonerPride Apr 2020 #19

What total bullshit. WVreaper Apr 2020 #20

Is he making up for it by snacking KFC at night? HipChick Apr 2020 #21

... CatWoman Apr 2020 #23

WTF was that that I had to turn off after only... 3catwoman3 Apr 2020 #29

think it's a SNL skit CatWoman Apr 2020 #33

He can't get McDonalds delivered by Doordash? Initech Apr 2020 #24

I keep hearing those lyrics from The Wizard of Oz... moose65 Apr 2020 #25

Former CEO of my workplace used to have his toadies Grokenstein Apr 2020 #26

"What should I recommend today? Hydroxychloroquine? Beach injection? Colloidal silver? Frog toes?" struggle4progress Apr 2020 #27

This is one of the many topics where you don't expect Steelrolled Apr 2020 #30

Good one. I believe Adderal suppresses appetite though. yonder Apr 2020 #31

Bull freaking 💩. N/T. Lady Freedom Returns Apr 2020 #32

BULLSHIT COLGATE4 Apr 2020 #34

I'm going to out on a limb here, but I don't think President FatFuk has been missing any smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #35

lol. ok Demovictory9 Apr 2020 #36