LIONEL TRUMP TRAIN - MAKE YOUR LAYOUT GREAT AGAIN! Where's Obama's Train? [View all]

[TheBlackAdder]

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Right on their fucking main page, Engine 4545: https://www.lionel.com/

Make your layout great again! Commemorate the 45th President of the United States of America with this Trump LEGACY SD70Ace locomotive. Including all of the great LEGACY Diesel features and a special announcement that plays "Hail To The Chief"; this powerful locomotive is a great historical and patriotic addition to any layout. This engine is a Limited Edition and will be uniquely numbered!

LIMITED EDITION
UNIQUELY NUMBERED
LEGACY Control System equipped – able to run in LEGACY Control mode, in TrainMaster Command Control mode, or in Conventional mode with a standard transformer
Odyssey II Speed Control with On/Off switch
LEGACY RailSounds sound system featuring: - CrewTalk dialog and TowerCom announcements, each with different scenarios depending on whether the locomotive is in motion or stopped- Six official railroad speeds with CrewTalk dialog- Eight diesel RPM levels- LEGACY "Real-Time Quilling Horn" control with instant quilling and correctly timed warning signals- Single hit or continuous mechanical bell sounds
Plays "Hail To The Chief"

http://www.lionel.com/products/donald-trump-legacy-sd70ace-4545-2033430

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Make your layout great again! Add to your presidential collection with our new #DonaldTrump LEGACY SD70Ace locomotive! For more info visit http://lionel.com. To pre-order yours today, contact your local dealer or visit http://lionelstore.com.

Link to tweet

Over at Instragram, some of the comments include:

1) I wonder it if immediately derails, blames the locomotives used before this one, then catches fire each time its run?

2) Do the realistic motors whine incessantly?

3) Will at least 41% of the population say that being upside down and on fire, this thing "Still runs great"

4) Rather than a bell it just tweets.

5) It only runs on the Bone Spur.

6) You can have an Unemployment Line with everyone coughing on each other.

Where is Obama's train? Oh, they didn't make one. But they did for Shrub.

And it's fitting that the Trump Train is made by China.

If you want to buy a Real Train, the following manufacturers make better ones.

MTH
Atlas O
Weaver Models

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