We didn't flatten the curve, we suppressed the stupid

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21. Get a roll of paper towels.

And a bottle of 90% isopropanol from the drug store.

Find an empty coffee container (#10 can works fine). Buy a designer bin at a container store if necessary or use a flour bin that seals fairly tightly. A waterproof plastic bag works, too, just not as well.

Cut the roll in half so you have two shorter cylinders.

Empty the alcohol into the container. Then plop in a half-roll of paper towels.

If you want scents or emollients, you can add those, too, before you put in the paper towels. A drop or two of essential oils or fragrance and you can have your own designer patchouli-cucumber-pistachio or mocha-almond-petunia wipes (or whatever).

If you want smaller ones, don't use a roll of paper towels. Get a pack of cheap napkins like you'd find in a fast food place, use those. They can even be recycled napkins. Still too big, cut them in half before you soak them.

1. No depending on others to provide your wants; be resourceful.
2. A lot cheaper; donate your savings to feed to the poor.
3. You control the end product so it only contains what you want.
4. You proudly and loudly say you're actually being eco-friendly by reducing the amount of packaging the wipes would come in and reusing the container. The isopropanol bottle is high density polyethylene and is easily recycled (if there's demand, might not be these days--but I use one for squirting cooking oil, others can hold homemade salad dressings, etc.--just be sure to let the bottle stand open, preferably in the sunshine, for a few weeks to a month to let the isopropanol leach out of the plastic).