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doc03

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5. How does anyone stand that way? Maybe its his heal spurs

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 09:09 PM

May 2020

or Malania kicked him in the balls.

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OK. Let's have this out. [View all] Laelth May 2020 OP

I think it's the dementia thing someone else mentioned. BannonsLiver May 2020 #1

Yes. I think you are close to the issue he has. madinmaryland May 2020 #4

Agreed. The dementia pointed out in another thread seems to fit the bill captain queeg May 2020 #7

Dementia captain queeg May 2020 #10

Agree. smirkymonkey May 2020 #12

Oh, come on now. Laelth May 2020 #19

Ok, dementia AND a corn cob suppository. smirkymonkey May 2020 #23

Admittedly, your theory is more plausible. Laelth May 2020 #29

He stands like he just shit himself vercetti2021 May 2020 #2

lofl uponit7771 May 2020 #16

And that is a VERY REAL possibility. n/t Laelth May 2020 #20

He changed his brand of Diaper because people noticed judeling May 2020 #49

Where is 'all of the above'? panader0 May 2020 #3

Sorry. My bad. "All of the above" is a viable option, I admit. n/t Laelth May 2020 #9

How does anyone stand that way? Maybe its his heal spurs doc03 May 2020 #5

If I were Melania, I would be tempted to do exactly that. n/t Laelth May 2020 #38

I voted Other. Totally Tunsie May 2020 #6

Brilliant. My daughter agrees with your theory. n/t Laelth May 2020 #33

He's a fucking insipid dolt Nature Man May 2020 #8

Well, you will get no argument from me on that. n/t Laelth May 2020 #14

OK, while I voted "corn cob" MyOwnPeace May 2020 #11

Sad and horrifying, but possibly true. n/t Laelth May 2020 #22

Maybe his diaper is full? WestLosAngelesGal May 2020 #13

Damn. I should have put that in the poll. Laelth May 2020 #17

That is what I always think of... Marie Marie May 2020 #44

Depends.. nt Grasswire2 May 2020 #15

Full Depends and a stuck pineapple. Hermit-The-Prog May 2020 #42

LOL. n/t Laelth May 2020 #47

dementia chillfactor May 2020 #18

It's not a corn cob suppository. It's Lindsey Graham. GoCubsGo May 2020 #21

Admittedly, Lindsey Graham is WORSE than a corn cob suppository. Laelth May 2020 #37

I think Rebl2 May 2020 #24

Granted. But why doesn't he fall over? Laelth May 2020 #34

I think it's pure vanity, it makes pnwest May 2020 #25

Very sad, and likely true. Laelth May 2020 #28

He leans forward because that makes it easier to find coins on the ground. betsuni May 2020 #26

Damn! That's a real possibility. Laelth May 2020 #27

Putin crammed an 80-foot satellite dish up his ass during his first meeting with Trump. TheBlackAdder May 2020 #30

Beautiful. A very real possibility. n/t Laelth May 2020 #31

DUzy nomination, btw. Laelth May 2020 #46

The Dementia Lean. sarcasmo May 2020 #32

Lol. I must say, I had to put other. LaelthsDaughter May 2020 #35

+1 n/t Laelth May 2020 #43

In addition. LaelthsDaughter May 2020 #45

Good point. n/t Laelth May 2020 #52

Blame Augustus Mandrake A HERETIC I AM May 2020 #36

Bending slightly forward makes it easier for the Repugs to kiss his ass. Talitha May 2020 #39

Good point. n/t Laelth May 2020 #41

He does it so his tie hangs straight down instead of resting on his belly. Iggo May 2020 #40

wait, so we're just gonna ditch the centaur theory offhand? 0rganism May 2020 #48

It's possible. LOL. n/t Laelth May 2020 #51

Based on currently available evidence ... Hermit-The-Prog May 2020 #50

Other Wolf Frankula May 2020 #53

Be advised. Laelth May 2020 #54