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LaelthsDaughter

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35. Lol. I must say, I had to put other.

Sat May 23, 2020, 11:15 PM

May 2020

I like the corncob theory! However, it is incorrect. I have heard through mysterious back channels the truth about Donald Trump that will explain everything.

Trump IS a centuar from hell! A direct quote, “He was so bad, Satan himself spat out this creature in an attempt to save his home.” Evidently, the dark council is pleased by his absence. Hell is happy about the decision. If you have any further questions please call (666)666-6666!

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OK. Let's have this out. [View all] Laelth May 2020 OP

I think it's the dementia thing someone else mentioned. BannonsLiver May 2020 #1

Yes. I think you are close to the issue he has. madinmaryland May 2020 #4

Agreed. The dementia pointed out in another thread seems to fit the bill captain queeg May 2020 #7

Dementia captain queeg May 2020 #10

Agree. smirkymonkey May 2020 #12

Oh, come on now. Laelth May 2020 #19

Ok, dementia AND a corn cob suppository. smirkymonkey May 2020 #23

Admittedly, your theory is more plausible. Laelth May 2020 #29

He stands like he just shit himself vercetti2021 May 2020 #2

lofl uponit7771 May 2020 #16

And that is a VERY REAL possibility. n/t Laelth May 2020 #20

He changed his brand of Diaper because people noticed judeling May 2020 #49

Where is 'all of the above'? panader0 May 2020 #3

Sorry. My bad. "All of the above" is a viable option, I admit. n/t Laelth May 2020 #9

How does anyone stand that way? Maybe its his heal spurs doc03 May 2020 #5

If I were Melania, I would be tempted to do exactly that. n/t Laelth May 2020 #38

I voted Other. Totally Tunsie May 2020 #6

Brilliant. My daughter agrees with your theory. n/t Laelth May 2020 #33

He's a fucking insipid dolt Nature Man May 2020 #8

Well, you will get no argument from me on that. n/t Laelth May 2020 #14

OK, while I voted "corn cob" MyOwnPeace May 2020 #11

Sad and horrifying, but possibly true. n/t Laelth May 2020 #22

Maybe his diaper is full? WestLosAngelesGal May 2020 #13

Damn. I should have put that in the poll. Laelth May 2020 #17

That is what I always think of... Marie Marie May 2020 #44

Depends.. nt Grasswire2 May 2020 #15

Full Depends and a stuck pineapple. Hermit-The-Prog May 2020 #42

LOL. n/t Laelth May 2020 #47

dementia chillfactor May 2020 #18

It's not a corn cob suppository. It's Lindsey Graham. GoCubsGo May 2020 #21

Admittedly, Lindsey Graham is WORSE than a corn cob suppository. Laelth May 2020 #37

I think Rebl2 May 2020 #24

Granted. But why doesn't he fall over? Laelth May 2020 #34

I think it's pure vanity, it makes pnwest May 2020 #25

Very sad, and likely true. Laelth May 2020 #28

He leans forward because that makes it easier to find coins on the ground. betsuni May 2020 #26

Damn! That's a real possibility. Laelth May 2020 #27

Putin crammed an 80-foot satellite dish up his ass during his first meeting with Trump. TheBlackAdder May 2020 #30

Beautiful. A very real possibility. n/t Laelth May 2020 #31

DUzy nomination, btw. Laelth May 2020 #46

The Dementia Lean. sarcasmo May 2020 #32

Lol. I must say, I had to put other. LaelthsDaughter May 2020 #35

+1 n/t Laelth May 2020 #43

In addition. LaelthsDaughter May 2020 #45

Good point. n/t Laelth May 2020 #52

Blame Augustus Mandrake A HERETIC I AM May 2020 #36

Bending slightly forward makes it easier for the Repugs to kiss his ass. Talitha May 2020 #39

Good point. n/t Laelth May 2020 #41

He does it so his tie hangs straight down instead of resting on his belly. Iggo May 2020 #40

wait, so we're just gonna ditch the centaur theory offhand? 0rganism May 2020 #48

It's possible. LOL. n/t Laelth May 2020 #51

Based on currently available evidence ... Hermit-The-Prog May 2020 #50

Other Wolf Frankula May 2020 #53

Be advised. Laelth May 2020 #54