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(28 posts)Okay, I just got back from Home Depot and I'm still shaking. As promised, I went there to find someone not wearing a mask so I could yell "GERM SPREADER!" at them and help this new movement gain some traction.
As soon as I got there I saw a MAGAT-looking type in the parking lot heading back to his car not wearing a mask. I was wearing mine of course and I walked up to him about ten feet away and I pointed at his mouth and yelled, "GERM SPREADER!" He stopped for a moment and looked confused. He said, "What?". So again I pointed directly at his mouth and yelled louder, "GERM SPREADER!" So he says, "I'm sorry. I can't hear what you're saying." Yeah, right.
So I pulled down my mask, just so he could hear me, and yelled "GERM SPREADER!" again. You should have seen the look on his face, like all weird and confused. Then he reaches into his pocket and pulled out a mask and he says, "Dude, chill. I was wearing a mask inside. I'm outside now just heading to my car so I took it off. It's okay to not wear one outside if there's no one around."
Holy crap do you believe this anti-science MAGA idiot?! I friggen' wanted to explain the science to him but then I remembered for this shaming to work we're not supposed to get bogged down in long explanations or it will lose it's impact.
So I just yelled, "GERM SPREADER! GERM SPREADER!" at him over and over again as he walked toward his car. And he's like, "Dude, if you don't stop following me I'm going to call the police." Typical MAGA idiot threatening to call the police when he's confronted with his behavior which is literally putting millions of lives at risk.
"GERM SPREADER! GERM SPREADER!"
Then some lady with her two children were walking by and the little girl says, "Mommy, what's wrong with that man?", and the woman says, "Don't stare at him, just keep walking, sweetie."
Do you believe this? That could have been a teachable moment for her children and she could have instructed them to join me in yelling, "GERM SPREADER!" but instead she just hurries them along like I'm the crazy one. WTF?! This is what the world has come to today with all these brainwashed MAGA idiots! God help us all.
Anyways, tomorrow I'm heading over to Lowe's to find some more.