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In reply to the discussion: Guy who hung Beshear in effigy joins Amy Cooper in the unemployment line. [View all]Jamastiene
(38,206 posts)So, I get it.
We definitely would stand a better chance at training the unicorn, if we can find it.
Where is the unicorn? PM me, if you know, because the right wingers will torture it then shoot it to death if you let them know where it is. Make sure they never know where it is.
I'm sure I can tame it. I can tame any animal.
If we can find the unicorn, maybe we can turn it into a space flying unicorn and go find another planet. I will need a saddle, a socket set, an Xacto knife, and some craft paints. Oh, and someone to build it a spaceship and spacesuit. I just want to decorate the saddle, lol.
Unlike what happened with the internet, that ruined it and turned it into popup hell full of too many ads and browser crashing nag screens and bigots everywhere, let's promise each other NOT to tell our Trumplodyte, right wing lunatic family members about it or teach them how to ride the unicorn to get there, ok?
That might be the only way we can ever have a decent world to live in, if we make damn sure not to let any of them come and make sure any children born and raised never become like them. That would be a world worth fighting for, and at least hopeful.
I will happily go with the training and riding the unicorn idea, because it's taking too long for right wingers to evolve. I don't have trillions of years for the slow pokes to evolve. We already know they can't do it in mere millions of years, because they are purposely willfully stupid and too stubborn for anyone's good. I'm tired of the rest of us being held back by them.
We could have fun with the unicorn idea. It's hopeful, at least.
I hope we can bring lots of artists and musicians to any new planet we find. I want beauty and joy in the new world.