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IronLionZion

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57. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries

Thu May 28, 2020, 10:29 PM

May 2020

Every word of the OP is true, as many Jewish people list Adolf Hitler among their heroes and few 36 year olds don't have at least 8 children and 3 wives these days.

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Zuckerberg dead at 36. Incest charges dropped. [View all] LunaSea May 2020 OP

I admit I did get excited vercetti2021 May 2020 #1

Join the line malaise May 2020 #5

His facial mannerisms at the hearing made me think he and Jared were clones LiberalArkie May 2020 #29

They both have that sneer malaise May 2020 #32

Rictus Botoxicus. nt Xipe Totec May 2020 #34

I wonder who plucks Jared's eyebrows malaise May 2020 #35

LOL SunSeeker May 2020 #41

Probably one of his manservants LiberalArkie May 2020 #44

The both look like Data SCantiGOP May 2020 #67

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise May 2020 #68

They literally look like leaders of the third reich hangaleft May 2020 #59

Nicely played malaise May 2020 #60

Politically speaking... superpatriotman May 2020 #2

Incest AND theft charges dalton99a May 2020 #3

I hope his family can now put this horrible chapter behind them. Dream Girl May 2020 #4

As numerous other victims come forward and tell their stories. dalton99a May 2020 #7

Is this satire, or a joke? Or did Zuckerberg die? n/t CaliforniaPeggy May 2020 #6

Under the circumstances, unfortunately no. Hortensis May 2020 #8

Thanks! CaliforniaPeggy May 2020 #10

the correct answer, dear peggy, is- oh shit. mopinko May 2020 #54

It seems to be a joke JonLP24 May 2020 #9

Yes, I think you're right. CaliforniaPeggy May 2020 #11

I missed the "Facebookish" point of the joke. Of course. Hortensis May 2020 #13

Well he doesn't insist that RW folks include the word satire when they make up stuff malaise May 2020 #36

aussie humor from "the shovel" --- egs of what they're shovelling..... certainot May 2020 #46

There's some speculation that Zuck fucks kids, including his own. Dave Starsky May 2020 #62

Also survived by 3 sheep that he had deep feelings for, at least that's what someone said. grantcart May 2020 #12

+100000 Celerity May 2020 #14

I second that. 47of74 May 2020 #25

However, there are rumors that the one black sheep said Zuckerberg never came near him rufus dog May 2020 #27

Freeee speeeech lsewpershad May 2020 #15

Estate? Newest Reality May 2020 #16

... Celerity May 2020 #18

... SunSeeker May 2020 #40

Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper Celerity May 2020 #17

LOL SunSeeker May 2020 #39

I did what was absolutely necessary posted this to Facebook! csziggy May 2020 #19

You are my hero for the day. I'll have to go look for it now, many thanks. n/t monmouth4 May 2020 #20

This is exactly the lens I was looking for. Duncan Grant May 2020 #21

Nice satire. DinahMoeHum May 2020 #22

Well, that is on point JDC May 2020 #23

Will FB now paste links to alternative/corrective viewpoints in the posts? keithbvadu2 May 2020 #24

Exactly. Facts don't matter to these people. So ........ have at it! /nt bucolic_frolic May 2020 #26

Yes. The Shovel is a Satirical news site in Australia. Ford_Prefect May 2020 #28

aw I hate satire. so dissapointing. Dukkha May 2020 #30

I'm very sorry to hear this. NurseJackie May 2020 #31

Zuckerberg was kicked out of Collimator May 2020 #33

Brilliant! SunSeeker May 2020 #37

I hope Facebook's servers become overloaded with satire and bullshit. KY_EnviroGuy May 2020 #38

Gee, I hope this won't go viral on social media... n/t TygrBright May 2020 #42

He can't die.... paleotn May 2020 #43

please help me wrap my head around this is this sataire or real? AllaN01Bear May 2020 #45

It's "free speech." The poster can say whatever Ilsa May 2020 #47

It's not satire..it's just misleading people under the guise of humor. capechacon May 2020 #49

You forgot the sarcasm tag uponit7771 May 2020 #58

It's not up to us whether to judge the truth of information. Dave Starsky May 2020 #63

It's satirizing Z's stance that Facebook has no obligation to Truth. Pacifist Patriot May 2020 #64

These false, Onion-ish stories aren't funny and they aren't helpful. capechacon May 2020 #48

aww RandiFan1290 May 2020 #61

I disagree malaise May 2020 #65

I just posted this on Facebook. kimbutgar May 2020 #50

I take it this is being shared on FB liberal N proud May 2020 #51

I would do it, if I were still on Facebook renate May 2020 #52

K&R ck4829 May 2020 #53

It would be an absolute SHAME Wednesdays May 2020 #55

What? He's only 36? miyazaki May 2020 #56

he started the foundations that became FB whilst he was reading at Harvard in 2003/4. Celerity May 2020 #66

His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries IronLionZion May 2020 #57