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[iverglas]

148. Miss California!

Why didn't I think of this before?

A tune by one of my favourite (Canadian, of course) bands from the olden days: Stringband.


"Show us the Length" - Written by Bob Bossin.

"Girls, as the principal of Terranova High School,
Once each year it's a pleasure for me
To introduce you to the Mayor of the city of Pacifica
To say a few words about our annual Queen."

"Who'll be," said the Mayor, "a very lucky maid
To represent Pacifica to all of the State,
And who could go on to be Miss California
Or even Miss America herself.
I expect to see some volunteers."
When one girl rose and without any fears
She said ... "Mr. Mayor...

Chorus:
Show us the length of your cock.
Are you hung like a beaver, or hung like a bear?
Let me check the weight of your rocks,
So we can have a standard by which to compare
You men, don't worry if it's very, very slender,
The personality is as important as the member.
Drop your trousers and make the news,
And don't judge lest we judge you.

... (final chorus)
Don't judge lest we judge you (without your pants on)
Don't judge lest we judge you (and find you wanting)
Don't judge lest we judge yoo-ooo!


I can't do it all from memory but I have the disk up in the storage room if anybody wants more of the lyrics.

-- Aha -- they're all here (I won't post more for copyright reasons):

http://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=236210

Apparently this was about an actual event that I seem to have missed at the time.