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2. This just in...
Wed Jun 17, 2020, 09:53 PM
Jun 2020

How befitting:

Washington DC - The DOJ now demands the immediate incineration of all of Bolton's controversial books. Attorney General Barr Barr the Butt has called for a new Fahrenheit 451 Brigade to officiate and carry out the plan immediately with full concerns for public safety and local fire regulations in mind.

"This will be a very busy task force since we will be dealing with more than one offensive, dangerous and not true publication soon. For the sake of the American people, it is time to purge this obscene literature. Burning things is a way to purify them." Barr Barr said as he gurgled and slithered back to his loathsome pit of Presidential protections.


A prototype of the new emblem for the Fahrenheit 451 Brigade.



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