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The Velveteen Ocelot

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2. The gang that couldn't shoot straight.
Sat Jun 20, 2020, 04:50 PM
Jun 2020

Trump: Fire Berman.
Barr: Yes, master.
Barr: Berman, you're fired.
Berman: No, I'm not. You can't fire me.
Barr: Trump told me to fire you.
Trump: No, I didn't.
Berman: See, I told you I wasn't fired.
Barr: Yes, you are.
Berman: No, I'm not.
Trump: I had nothing to do with it.
Barr: You told me to do it.
Trump: No, I didn't.
Berman: So I'll get right back to those investigations now...

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Geez! leftieNanner Jun 2020 #1
;) sheshe2 Jun 2020 #9
The gang that couldn't shoot straight. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2020 #2
This! Jirel Jun 2020 #5
YES!! Leghorn21 Jun 2020 #7
Who's on first? grumpyduck Jun 2020 #8
The whole incident does have a bit of an Abbot & Costello vibe. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2020 #10
Rofl! Cha Jun 2020 #20
I'm hoping that this little 24 hour CF leftieNanner Jun 2020 #12
Berman just now agreed to step down, The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2020 #14
Too bad he agred to step down, BUT grumpyduck Jun 2020 #22
K & R for a million LOL's Budi Jun 2020 #18
"i'ver been too busy tweeting to follow the news" struggle4progress Jun 2020 #3
He's really not responsible James48 Jun 2020 #4
Yup. No one knows what that was all about. Back to business as usual everyone. Budi Jun 2020 #19
RetweetedX2! TY, Budi! I smell the popcorn is ready! Cha Jun 2020 #21
IKR! 😄 Twitter's already mocking the heck outta this latest Trump/Barr dust up. Budi Jun 2020 #23
These Branch Covidiots can't keep their shit straight Blue Owl Jun 2020 #6
WTHell is going on. " Tump just took a big dump on Barr" Budi Jun 2020 #11
Berman called their bluff yesterday. Budi Jun 2020 #13
Nope, he just agreed to step down, Barr having agreed to appoint The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2020 #16
What cracks me up is that Trump thinks that he has departments. tavernier Jun 2020 #15
Is Barr leading a mercuryblues Jun 2020 #17
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