Just got called Karen. I dared to voice my feelings

[Siwsan]

6. I bought a new, high spraying oscillating sprinkler for my street side yard

Unfortunately, fireworks are legal, here, and in the past my neighbors, directly across the street, have fired them over my property. I live in fear of something catching fire. And, calling the police is a waste of time because the home owner actually works in law enforcement.

So I'll have it hooked up and set to go at the first pop or bang, come sunset on the 4th.