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12. Yeah, he should just stay home, take 2, crack open a cold on -- Sorry Jesus don't like no alcohol...

Fri Jul 24, 2020, 10:19 AM

Jul 2020

Maybe a glass of chilled, blessed wine (God like Mogan David) and he'll be healed just as good as new, under the domain of The Lord of all Viruses.

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His mind... Newest Reality Jul 2020 #1

Churches are pestholes. nt. Mariana Jul 2020 #2

But, but his missed his chance to just let Jeebuz heal him. stopbush Jul 2020 #3

Well, you know PatSeg Jul 2020 #7

I would guess that the best possible outcome for a god botherer stopbush Jul 2020 #10

Ah yes PatSeg Jul 2020 #19

No, that was Justin Harris. Arkansas Granny Jul 2020 #15

Thank you. niyad Jul 2020 #17

Yes, I expect a couple of my Floridian relatives will be contracting the "hoax". AnotherMother4Peace Jul 2020 #22

What's he doing in the hospital? progressoid Jul 2020 #6

Jesus had absolutely nothing against alcohol or women or gays tavernier Jul 2020 #18

Jesus turned water into wine at someone's wedding lunatica Jul 2020 #29

Where is his hydroxycloriquin? MiniMe Jul 2020 #23

Roll him out to a handicap parking spot and treat him there. nt Hotler Jul 2020 #11

Karma will run over your dogma SoCalNative Jul 2020 #9

Good for him. dalton99a Jul 2020 #13

Hopefully he takes a turn for the worse. roamer65 Jul 2020 #16

Hey Jason, stop making the president look bad! durablend Jul 2020 #20

Haven't heard a thing about Herman Cain in several weeks Mr. Ected Jul 2020 #24

If he died would we even know? durablend Jul 2020 #25

1. Probably not Mr. Ected Jul 2020 #26

He tweets everyday almost as much as trump . lunasun Jul 2020 #31

I'm with those who think the hospital should explain to him PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2020 #27