The Top 5 Trump Hannity Interview Answers Because You Weren't Yet Having A Stroke [View all]
Last night Donald Trump appeared on Sean Hannity's long running soap opera "Old and the Feckless," where he went twenty whole minutes without discussing his amazing score on the "Are You Demented" test. So by that metric, it was a rousing success! By the "Will We All Survive Until January" metric, the results were ... less good.
Here are some choice excerpts we culled from the transcript because FUCK NO we're not watching that whole thing. Not for all the Malbec in Argentina, and certainly not on a Friday. The transcript was painful enough, TYVM!
On COVID
Hannity started off the interview saying he wanted to "talk about COVID a lot."
"Well, it's really the China virus. Call it COVID. Call it any one of a lot of different names," blarped our Commander in Chief.
For months the president predicted that the virus would "disappear one day, like magic." But since that hasn't happened, he's making masks great again: "And then all of a sudden, it was a big thing to get masks because I'm all for it."
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