Texas "Christian Conservative Liberty-Loving Republican" lawmaker says aliens need Jesus.

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19. Reminds me of a joke.

The aliens arrive on earth. But they're peaceful and happy, and everyone loves them. Obviously humanity has tons of questions they'd like to ask them so the UN decides to arrange a conference. All the world leaders, public intellectuals, and religious heads are in attendance to ask their most burning questions.

Finally it is the Pope's turn to ask a question. "I was wondering," he asks, "have you ever heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

"Jay-Cee? Yes, of course!" replies one of the aliens. "He stops by our planet every couple of years and we throw a big party."

The Pope looks baffled. "You must be mistaken," he muses. "Jesus Christ was here about two thousand years ago, but he left, and we've been waiting for his return ever since. Why would he visit you so often?"

"Well.." the alien answers as they look at each other, puzzled. "Maybe your chocolate wasn't good."

"Pardon me? Chocolate?" the Pope asks.

"Yeah, when Jay-Cee first showed up on our planet we gave him a really great box of chocolate," replies the alien. "Why...what did you guys do?"